It's Miller Crime. Please come CAPTION Dennis (Ted Nugent is my favorite philosopher) Miller!!!!!

[skip fox]

"Bill, let me give it to you straight. It isn't a question if Obama's a Communist or not, it's a question of whether he's a Marxist or Stalinist. . . . Except for his skin, he's pinko through and through. . . . To get aroused, he has Michelle read reports about the Gulag. . . . Hell, the owes the existence of his two daughters to the vast Soviet prison-slash-murder-slash concentration-camp system . . . . He can go from regular to rut in a matter of seconds. . . . And I'll tell you another thing, Bill . . . "

[seabeyond]

1. way back when, i use to like the guy. sigh.... nt

[GarroHorus]

2. He went insane after 9/11 n/t

[seabeyond]

6. i think you are probably right. i cant remember. nt

[Wounded Bear]

3. Miller fancies himself the modern day Will Rogers...

As in most of his opinions, he's wrong.

[DefenseLawyer]

4. And don't forget I'll be at Ernie's Laundromat & Casino in Laughlin, home of the 99¢ waffle buffet

two shows a night, I'm told lots of tickets are still available.

[skip fox]

5. Very nice. If only

the world was so turned off by his spew . . .

[HopeHoops]

7. "Avast ye scurvy dogs. Prepare to be boarded.

[senseandsensibility]

8. His gibberish about the president's daughters sounds highly offensive

I don't understand it, nor do I want to spend even a second trying to, but what exactly is he saying about them? Can someone with a stronger stomach translate for me?

[skip fox]

9. CAPTIONing at DU is creative. But we often try to channel the person's

essence. Here I focused on his flip accusation which includes his sexual arousal at descriptions of Soviet prison life, the arousal "Miller" credits with the eventual births of Obama's daughters. It's not quite so sexually disturbing the daughters, but i does indicate Miller's very disturbed (ideologically driven) personality.

Oh, yes, "regular to rut in a matter of seconds" is suggestively racist.