Want to engage in psychobabble without dealing with woo? Wisdom of Chopra might be for you!

[Godhumor]

http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

My fictional Chopra mantra is:

The unpredictable influences cosmic excellence.


Join in the opening of your personal dimensions and post your proverbial wisdom here!

[lumberjack_jeff]

1. "Experiential truth is inside the flow of acceptance"

Ommmmm

[slackmaster]

2. "Hidden meaning requires the expansion of acceptance"

[kenny blankenship]

3. I have my own Chropricator:

"You are the Bhagwan you've been waiting for. No one else can swindle gullible cult followers for you. You must be the Bentley driving, scamming mountebank you wish to see in the world."

[MattBaggins]

4. Before you go through the door, you must first open it.

I made that up myself though. Did not use the random generator. Man I'm a freaking guru.

Here is my random Chopra nonsense though
"The unexplainable is an ingredient of the doorway to space time events"

Is there any so called spiritual guru more overrated than Chopra?

Try the quiz there. You have to figure out if some nonsensical babble is a Chopra quote or a random computer generation. I gave up on 21 out of 38. If you do it too long your mind starts to feel like butter.