An Oxy Orgy! Please come CAPTION Rush (Defender of the Stoogie) Limbaugh!!!

[skip fox]

Rush (never a fleck of truth shall escape these lips) Limbaugh is saying: "I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, all the signs are there. Because of the financial crisis, Obama is planning on declaring martial law and postponing elections this November, then my sources tell me he'll redraft the Constitution modeling it after Venezuela's and his hero Hugo Chavez. Then he'll abolish thee two party system by claiming the Republication are trying to destroy the earth by denying global warming. . . . I know it sounds hard to believe, ladies and gentlemen, but that's what he's counting on!"

[libodem]

1. Fat, bald and clearly misguided

(Misguided is what my former pub bf used to say to me in his kindest patronizing manner. I hate it to this day.)

[Andy823]

2. Amazing

This is pretty much the same BS the was spewing back in 2000 about Clinton. My mother in law was one of his "devoted" ditto heads, and she was telling me the same crap back then, that Clinton was going to declare martial law and stay in office. I mean at least the bag of shit could come up with something new!

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONing at DU has been traditionally creative. But we often try to

channel the person's essence.

But it's damn hard to satarize people who live a parody of their most meager selves.

My CAPTION was based on the Media Matters story:


http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201206250011

[HopeHoops]

4. "I just had my first hard-on in 25 years."

[Raven]

5. "the joke's on you, peons, me and my media

pimps are laughing all the way to the bank."

[Tommykun]

6. The only person who can not be out-douchebagged by any other.

"My friends, we have to cut to break. Karl Rove's hand in my ass has fallen asleep."
"Hey producer guy, when do I get my check from the Koch brothers? I need my fix."

[lpbk2713]

7. He's an inveterate fearmongering hatemonger.

The pathetic part is his willfully ignorant Shittoheads buy into his
BS like he was standing on a mountain behind a burning bush.


http://www.billbradbury.com/media/swf/rush-limbaugh.swf

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. We will be soon introducing new technology to broadcast smells over the air

and friends you will now be happy to know you will be able to enjoy my rich aroma.