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[Kadie]

'What do I do now?'


Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney campaigns at Carter Machinery Company, Inc. , in Salem, Va. , Tuesday, June 26, 2012.

[ZombieHorde]

1. Wow, people actually showed up this time! nt

[demtenjeep]

2. naw, they just got a free hour to stand and hold signs

more truth than not

[Waltons_Mtn]

3. Holy shit! There's almost a hundred people here.

[Liberal_in_LA]

4. he's put away the mom jeans.

[Zen Democrat]

5. "Do I have to TOUCH them?"

[iloveObama12]

6. Come On Now Obama Will Come To That Same Town Right Now And Double Romney's Crowd

ain that right Obama and Hillary



they got the haterz gonna hate walk going...

[Whisp]

7. Hi, I'm Mitt. And you, you are Shit.

heh he heh.

[jillan]

8. I fired my tailor, that's why my pants are too long.

[Ilsa]

9. I want to be like Abe Lincoln: A Vampire Hunter! nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. And for my next number, I will smack my lips to the tune "The Old Gray Mare"

[skip fox]

11. "My advisors tell me I can win the Presidency if I show my personality.

If anyone has a clue to what it is, please let me or my staff know."

[Laura PourMeADrink]

12. "Hey, Teleprompter Guy...." nt

[HughBeaumont]

13. "You're all FIRED!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!"

"Oh, that's a knee-slapper!"

[DainBramaged]

14. HUH?

[iloveObama12]

15. Damn These Middle Class White Folks Got My Back...To Bad I Want Have Theirs When I'm Elected

mitt romney a joke get him outtahere

[socialaidem]

16. Duck, Duck, Goose.

I'm just wondering why the other person is ducking hah

[wandy]

17. I guess Karl was right. If you throw enough money at it.........

They will come.
At least some of them.

[tanyev]

18. Download 80% complete......

[HopeHoops]

19. "I got a woodie the size of Rhode Island!!!"

[Tommykun]

20. Haha... Here's my try.

"Haha. Yes, moon them my little servant. Moon the peons and their plight. Moon them!"
"What? We have to talk to more poor people?"
"Oooh! Can I fire them?!"

[Voice for Peace]

21. I really am Him! I'm the one!

[FarLeftFist]

22. OOPS! ou guys weren't recording that were you?

[Motown_Johnny]

23. "Which side of the issues do these people want me to say I am on?"

[Hugabear]

24. "Why the hell is there a black guy in the audience? I thought my instructions were perfectly clear!"

n/t

[lpbk2713]

25. "Alright! Everyone go clean out your desks and lockers."

"I just bought this place and you're all fired as of right now."

[Life Long Dem]

26. Like this... smile and answer no questions.

And tell lie after lie about Obama.

[MADem]

27. Start cooking those free hotdogs and burgers, before they turn on me! nt

[Spitfire of ATJ]

28. Lost

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[sakabatou]

29. Mine:

[Blanks]

30. It should say something like.

This guy is from the band Alabama. What's my favorite Alabama song:

Sweet home Alabama

Then the guy (despite being from neither Alabama or lynard skynard) sings sweet home Alabama anyway.

He probably does that at every campaign stop.