Some people say the Bowling Green terrorists still have a couple thousand hostages

[elehhhhna]

The media is keeping it quiet while one of the Trump boys negotiate for them.

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. C'mon, this is nothing to joke about.

I'm SERIES!???!?! Knock it off.

Reputations and lives are at stake.

[wcmagumba]

2. About 63,616...

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bowling+Green,+KY

[Beartracks]

3. I heard it was more like 6 million, and the terrorists...

... forced all of them to vote illegally for Hillary.

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[CincyDem]

4. If I'm not mistaken, Bowling Green is the home of the Corvette Museum...

...and several months ago there was a mysterious sinkhole that opened up. I'm sure them moose-lamb terrorists had something to do with it - you know - going after those good ole made in amerika cars.

I'm just saying - there's a lot that not's being covered about this story.

[uppityperson]

5. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pinboy3niner]

6. How many hostages?

[randome]

7. I heard they threatened the newscasters and the historians to keep a lid on all of it, too.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

[forgotmylogin]

8. WHY IS THIS NOT ON ALL THE NETWORKS??//