I figured out why Willard has all these costumes

[TalkingDog]

http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/25/shop-owners-recall-more-teen-romney-pranks-fake-stickup-impersonating-firefighter/#ixzz1ypDuIBgu

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2012/06/08/mitt-romneys-cop-fetish-plays-narc-on-california-public-beach-scolds-and-calls-cops-on-pot-smoking-neighbors/

He'd rather be ANYBODY BUT WILLARD!



Here's what I expect next:


Which of the Village People in will be dredged up from Mitt's background next?

2 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Cowboy
	1 (50%)
	Leather Biker
	1 (50%)
	Indian
	0 (0%)
	Construction Worker
	0 (0%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[HopeHoops]

1. "I am not gay (ba da da ba da) I am not gay..."

Wait. Does Rmoney have a wide stance?

[TalkingDog]

3. Who cares if he's closeted. I'm only interested in the fact

that it seems he'd rather be anybody but Willard.

[HopeHoops]

4. He's got more positions than costumes.

[TalkingDog]

6. Touche' !

n/t

[HopeHoops]

8. Hey. Give him five minutes and he'll come up with another one.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. Pandering Willard will have to be the black guy for awhile.

[Aviation Pro]

5. Passed because...

...his next costume will be that of a jerk off.

Lurch the Fucking Stiff^TM that's his name.

[Motown_Johnny]

7. Was there a draft dodging missionary in that group?

If so, I vote for that one!

[Aerows]

9. Cowboy

He's a life long varmint hunter, after all.