"But all four of us are fuck-face ass-clowns."

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

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Really, people? The existence of vapid, self-indulgent, narcissistic shit like this illumines all that is wrong. As bad as NASCAR is in terms of illuminating a truly decadent culture (second only to the fact that curlers now make lots of money in endorsements), it truly is nothing compared to this circle-jerk trainwreck. John Stewart will only have to run clips--no commentary necessary; this show is as close to parody as you can get.

[demwing]

1. We are so cool!

I mean look at us!

Are you not amused?

[Blue_Tires]

2. Not very good, but that doesn't mean it can't get better...

A lot of decent shows started their first episode/pilot as a godawful convoluted mess...

I'm not saying for certain this WILL get better; but check back with it in a couple of weeks...

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

4. I don't have TV.

But I will find clips online. I have a nasty little masochistic streak.

[GarroHorus]

3. I'll take a pass, thankyouverymuch

You can tell that they had helicopter parents, IMO.

They're all special snowflakes, unique among snowflakes.

[Erose999]

5. "We're better than obstructionism - so we have a Republican on the show." WTF rethugs ARE the

obstructionism. People like Essie Cupp and her fans are the problem, not the solution or part of the solution.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I got only halfway through the clip, had to turn it off.

[TlalocW]

7. Hahahaha - Look at us! We're like the show, "Friends," but cooler

You people in the 18 to 40 demographic can stop watching Stewart and Colbert now because we're just that cool and funny and hip. Hahahahaha. Why we might even attempt some young person lingo to show you how "righteous" we are, especially me because I'm a brother, word, yo?
Hahahahahaha.

TlalocW

[HopeHoops]

8. I couldn't even get through half of the cliche-saturated monologue.