Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton Lacks a Presidential Look

[DemocratSinceBirth]

BTW, who the f--k tucks in their tie?

Comb your hair
Make better use of the tanning spray
Start exercising.
Keep your jacket buttoned.


You're an embarrassment ! You look like a freaking extra on the cast of The Departed or Black Mass.

[sunonmars]

1. God, look at that clown make up orange tan line on his forehead....

How far would i have to poke through that make up to hit skin.....

[bighart]

2. Looks its Blumpy

The Dolt 45 Clown!!

[bunnies]

6. Omg. Please tell me you know what a "blumpy" is....

I'm dying over here!!!

[bighart]

10. I do now,

LOL

[trof]

27. OK, that is just gross. But not as gross as The Princeton Blumpy.

Look it up.

[bunnies]

36. You are my new hero.

Bar: raised.

[trof]

37. You are very weird.

Nevertheless, I'm happy to be your hero.
I'll do my best to not let you down.

[bunnies]

42. Bigly weird.

I will never deny it.

[nadine_mn]

40. What did I just read? Koprek Kannon?

Like who even thinks of this stuff?

[bunnies]

32. Fitting. No?

[Control-Z]

29. Ew, ew, ew.

You made me look that up. Damn you, bunnies. Lol. I will never be able to not think of that every time I see his ugly face from now on. Ew.

[bunnies]

33. The only reason I know....

Is because it was described to me by a 20 something neighbor. The story involved a porta-potty. I'll spare you the rest.

[3catwoman3]

43. I think I will pass on looking it up.

Some things are better left to the imagination.

When my sons were young, I once told them that an important reason to get a good education was so they did not have to have a job cleaning porta potties. Their eyes widened in horror, and one of them asked, "Does someone really have to do that." I replied, "Yes, and you probably don't want it to be you."

[bunnies]

55. You gave them damn good advice in a real world way.

I've no doubt they heeded it.

[3catwoman3]

62. They did.

They attended the same college, and were on the soccer team together.

The older one, soon to be 27, majored in psychology and worked for a large corporation for 3 years in the admin end of things. This past fall, he made a big change and followed his life long passion for soccer, which he played thru college and still does, in men's leagues. A good friend and former teammate got hired as the head women's soccer coach at a local 4 yr Div III college, and asked my son to be his assistant coach. He jumped at the chance. It is only a very part time position, just for the season, so not enough to live on. He also got hired full time by the college in their alumni fundraising department. He is a superb writer, and also very good at meeting people, so I think he could do very well at this. He has a long term girlfriend we like very much.

The younger one, 24, majored in business, and is doing quite well with a firm that does business online in material safety data information. His company is located in the Merchandise Mart in the heart of Chicago. He's had 2 raises in his first year, and was chosen to help represent his company at a big trade show on the west coast. He has just embarked on what will be a long term relationship - he got a golden retriever puppy 3 weeks ago. Big change from living with cats all his life.

We are quite proud of both of them.

Apologies for going so off topic.

[bunnies]

72. No apology necessary!

Does my heart good to know there are smart, capable young people in this country. I'd be proud too!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

57. You're bad./nt

[Dem2]

3. Does he look exaclty like an Oompa Loompa or what?

[TexasTowelie]

4. The Oompa Loompas

find that remark offensive.

[Docreed2003]

5. Lmao I came to post the same!!

[0rganism]

15. oompa loompas had better makeup

i wish i could laugh at this shit, but for some reason it just hasn't been funny since November 8

our whole country is like the target of some damn oompa loompa lesson song
"Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when your leader's a dunce?
A pea-brained oaf who pulls stupid stunts?
Who has no shame about breaking the law?
Who shows no thought about doing his job?

A global orange catastrophe

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
Have clean elections and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do"

seriously, we should get started on writing some of these, one for each cabinet member as they go "up the tube" or wherever

[DonaldsRump]

59. Didn't you mean "PEE-BRAINED"?

No apologies!

This buffoon maligned everyone he saw that wasn't "perfect", and now, as "leader of the free world", he gets to enjoy the same.

More than anything else, this guy is INCOMPETENT. He doesn't know how "to be President" and I am not willing to let a buffoon like him learn on the job. He has spent his whole "professional" career (i.e., living off of Daddy Fred's money) intimidating folks and bluffing his way through innumerable financial difficulties and bankruptcies, while harassing people right and left.

He has f****d up everything he has touched since January 20, and he needs to be held accountable. So does the Republican Party for allowing this nonsense to continue.

He is a buffoon in every sense of the word. Please do laugh. I am convinced that there are so many good people in the country that are appalled by this idiot's actions, and laughter will get us through these trying times.

Peace!

[uppityperson]

7. This photo is great, seriously. It shows what's under that weird comb forward. Specifically

an orange tan line and very very thin hair. It's a good mocking photo

[Cha]

8. DT says a lot of things.. all of them stupid.

Thanks for bringing this up.. that pic was begging for it.

[Kingofalldems]

9. The top of his head has almost no hair.

[mobeau69]

47. Come on people. That do is a lot of work!

[snooper2]

73. And it shows without orange makeup he is actually PINK

[lunatica]

11. Don't forget the manboobs!

Are there Spanx for men?

[3catwoman3]

46. I don't think they make them...

...that big. Spandex has its limits.

[jmowreader]

69. That's what rubber sheeting is for

Trump, however, needs something a little more heavy-duty...like a two-inch cargo strap or five.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. His tie isn't tucked in; it's the usual foot longer than normal

hanging down over his tiny dick that he probably hasn't seen in years because of his big fat gut. Note: I am not fat-shaming; I'm slob-shaming. There are what look like grease spots on his shirt and he seems to be wearing a wife-beater undershirt. The fake tan line on his forehead looks absolutely ridiculous and clownish. For a guy who is so vain about his appearance, what with the Man-Tan and the bizarre combover, why doesn't he get a good tailor to make a bespoke suit that actually fits? He could certainly afford it. Instead, he slops around in a baggy suit and doesn't button the jacket (maybe because he can't), ties his cheap shiny ties all wrong, and generally looks like he spent the night sleeping in a dumpster. I guess nobody dares to tell him that he looks like he bought his suits off the rack at an outlet store without even trying them on.

[Grammy23]

17. We need a mole in the White House (or wherever Trumpolini is staying)

to get a picture of him when he rolls out of the sack each a.m. He says he doesn't sleep much...2-3 hours a night, but it wouldn't take long to tangle up that pile of hay he calls hair.

[musette_sf]

38. His very expensive clothes don't fit

because he refuses to let anyone touch him to measure him. I'm fully convinced that this is the reason why.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

67. That's quite possible.

I can't imagine any other reason for his not having suits that fit.

[3catwoman3]

49. And let's not forget...

...the scotch tape "tie tacks." How slovenly.

[Kittycow]

13. 19th nervous breakdown coming up

cuz he can't rigidly control the photo ops on his balding hair anymore

[Native]

14. Probably wearing man spanx

[jeanmarc]

16. A big fat orange sack of monkey shit!

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. He's starting to make Steve Bannon look classy.

[Charles Bukowski]

19. Late 90s Brando called

He wants his everything back.

[crazycatlady]

20. Code-- a president must have a dick

[Botany]

21. And I'm proud to be an 'mercian

man boobs check

spray on tan line check

bald check

bad comb over check

44” waist check

sloppy looking check

being laughed @ by an other head of state check

marine not cracking a smile check

[Laura PourMeADrink]

22. He must really really have some unique hair issues. Not his fault - but you would think

with his money he could get the best stylest in the world to "normalize" his hair. All those weird "flaps" on the sides and back.

You know, his first wife said they had an argument over his hair implants when he raped her. She later retracted.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

23. He didn't have hair implants. He had a freaking scalp reduction.

[ailsagirl]

24. He looks TERRIBLE

[LakeArenal]

25. Watch him pull a Kim Jong-un...

Only state approved photos may be released. All other photos and photographers will be dispatched...

[safeinOhio]

44. He will say

that a fake photo.

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. Someone please give Dump a mirror.

[bdamomma]

30. oh no

don't punish the mirror he will probably crack it.

[greatauntoftriplets]

34. He'll get seven years bad luck!

[Maru Kitteh]

28. His tie isn't tucked in, it's hanging down to his micro-dingus as usual.

He is in terrible need of a decent brazier and an industrial girdle.

[Control-Z]

31. I'm laughing seriously out loud!

"his micro-dingus"

[jmowreader]

70. No, he isn't

He is in terrible need of a set of prison denims, and a life sentence so he can get the most out of him.

I know that ridiculing Donald Trump's beluga-like physique is lots of fun, but let's keep our eyes on the prize: the man is a criminal who needs to be locked up for the rest of his life.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

71. He's the freaking president

He can buy a decent suit, get a decent fake tan, and get a decent haircut.

[SnowCritter]

35. Soup sandwich

That's a term that some of us old Jarheads used to use for someone so sloppily dressed.

[solara]

39. Not entirely sure

that wearing a full girdle made any difference in how #45 looked



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[3catwoman3]

50. There is only so much spandex can do.

If he squeezed into some sort of corset, the neck size for his shirts would have to go up.

[nadine_mn]

41. At least he didn't use scotch tape on his tie?

He is a such a fashion don't... they need to start putting that black bar across his eyes like they do in fashion mags

[llmart]

48. Where are the hosts of...

"What Not to Wear" to give him some advice?

My gawd, he's an ugly f***er.

[saidsimplesimon]

45. rofl, thanks DSB

Did anyone catch the clip of rump struggling with the chair at the conference table then trying to squeeze his excess baggage into the chair? It was played on MSNBC this AM.

[3catwoman3]

51. Ooh, I missed that.

Maybe someone more tech savvy than I can bring a clip here.

[HassleCat]

52. At least Hillary didn't try to "disarm" world leaders.

[GP6971]

53. Clinton and I think Obama

were criticized for hair cuts at tax payer expense.

I wonder what we're paying for his mess?

[sarcasmo]

54. Bigger than Chris Christie, #340.

Keep eating Big Macs, KFC and Pizza.

[forgotmylogin]

56. But damn, doesn't Trudeau have it goin' on!

He looks great with his hair windblown...like he's on top of a hill chopping firewood.

(Okay, right: man crush confirmed.)

Wow, not just a pretty face:

[3catwoman3]

63. PM Trudeau most...

...definitely has IT goin' on. Mais oui. Certainement!

[JudyM]

66. Check him out in this thread, even hotter boxing for charity.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1017&pid=423818

[miyazaki]

58. He needs to be fitted with a straight jacket.

Get him the fuck out now. The situation is unbelievable.

[More_Cowbell]

60. I feel like this picture needs to be on t-shirts

Or billboards. Or, I know, on fast-food containers.

[democratisphere]

61. Butterball-bloke-in-chief is a saggy, baggy, shaggy mess.

[Initech]

64. Ever notice how the people who are against free health care...

Are the unhealthiest people on the planet? Just sayin'!

[Still In Wisconsin]

65. Someone answer me this: He has enough money to hire any hairdresser and tailor he wants... so why

is his hair-erm- the way it is, and why is he ALWAYS in a dumpy-looking, poorly-fitted suit?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

68. There is speculation up-thread

that he buys suits off the rack rather than having them tailored because he doesn't want anybody to touch or measure him. Same might be true of the hair. A good barber could fix that mess but he probably wants to arrange (and maybe dye) it himself.