"I once sued my mother." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Loose lips think trips&quot "Listen closely, numbn*ts. . . . contacting Russia means nothing, zero, zip, nothing over nothing in no time, got it? Even if I was discovered to have personally coordinated Russian hacking and subsequently negotiated the transfer of the material to WikiLeaks . . . . Absolute, nothing!. . . The square root of minus impossible one! . . . I mean who cares? . . . . But for the low-life, ground hugging, sniveling back-stabbing miscreants who leaked this information, they should get the death-penalty and public executions! . . . . You have to keep things in perspective."


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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-whistleblowers_us_58a59c26e4b037d17d252e28

[Buckeyeblue]

1. Once you add up all my debt, this is what I'm really woth...

[mrsv]

2. "I know this much about being president"

[randome]

3. "I have my national security adviser, Nick Danger, investigating the super-glue incident right now."

"I promise you someone will be held accountable. I can't sign anything like this. The Florida Sun, I'm told, will make the healing process go faster so that's where your beloved leader is headed next."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]

[skip fox]

4. Trump is saying:

"I usually have to try to find it with a tweezers unless I let them shave me down there. Then it stands out pretty well."

[Motown_Johnny]

5. Branches of Government? Umm... This Many?????

[skip fox]

6. Trump is saying:

"Once I took an itty-bitty tab of acid . . . . and I've been on a bad trip ever since.

[grantcart]

7. If I don't get an Emmy for this then I am going to stop performing.