Trump in Israel. (Joke)
Donald Trump became US President and went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died.
The undertaker then told the American diplomats who were accompanying him, “You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.”
The American diplomats went into a corner and discussed this for a few minutes. They came back to the undertaker and told him they wanted Donald shipped home.
The undertaker was puzzled and asked, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”
The American diplomats replied, “A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk....”
= new reply since forum marked as read
