If Donald Trump had a theme song, I would pick:

[guillaumeb]

Can you suggest another?

[charlyvi]

1. You're So Vain

[guillaumeb]

4. Perfect. The perfect choice.

After mine of course.

[charlyvi]

6. LOL!

[anneboleyn]

59. Damn, spot on!

[Siwsan]

2. Eve of Destruction

[guillaumeb]

5. Another great choice.

But one hopes the country will avoid that path.

[Siwsan]

8. Had to fix my subject line because 'auto complete' mis-read my mind, again

Even of Destruction???? HAD to be auto-complete.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

[guillaumeb]

13. I noticed it but I always assume that everyone types as badly as I do.

Great excuse, by the way. I nearly believed it.

[FSogol]

3. Theme from Benny Hill? N/t

[guillaumeb]

7. Are there words?

I never watched that show.

[pinboy3niner]

16. No, it's the instrumental 'Yakety Sax' by the late Boots Randolph

[guillaumeb]

20. Thank you. eom

[Siwsan]

10. Wouldn't it be wonderful is someone slipped that into the music queue, for when he walks on stage??

And turned up the volume??

[bathroommonkey76]

9. Brazzaville - Night Train In Moscow

Night Train to Moscow
Say good bye to the Petersburg sun
The half light of winter afternoons long gone
Pancakes and mushrooms
Tea with the hookers at dawn
The tv is warning of a coming storm

Come lay with me
Hide me in your arms
And sing to me
Of all the other sailors
Their promises, flowers and champagne
And in the end
Life's just a Sunday morning

Night Train to Moscow
Be kind to your loneliest son
There's frost on your windows but your heart is warm

[bathroommonkey76]

11. Earth Died Screaming

"Earth Died Screaming"

Rudy's on the midway
And Jacob's in the hole
The monkey's on the ladder
The devil shovels coal
With crows as big as airplanes
The lion has three heads
And someone will eat the skin that he sheds
And the earth died screaming
The earth died screaming
While I lay dreaming of you

Well hell doesn't want you
And heaven is full
Bring me some water
Put it in this skull
I walk between the raindrops
Wait in Bug House Square
And the army ants
They leave nothin' but the bones
And the earth died screaming
While I lay dreaming of you

There was thunder
There was lightning
Then the stars went out
And the moon fell from the sky
It rained mackerel
It rained trout
And the great day of wrath has come
And here's mud in your big red eye
The poker's in the fire
And the locusts take the sky
And the earth died screaming
While I lay dreaming of you

[guillaumeb]

22. Great video.

But I did not see a Trump sign anywhere.

[bathroommonkey76]

24. Sorry-- I just like the song. haha

[guillaumeb]

15. Russian hookers?

Trump would definitely approve.

[MrPurple]

12. From Russia with Love?

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[guillaumeb]

17. Oh yes.

But that Russian love has a price.

[Tanuki]

14. American Idiot.

[guillaumeb]

18. His autobiography? eom

[GitRDun]

19. A blast from the past

[guillaumeb]

25. A classic.

But I think it is clear that what is happening is fascism. if we allow it.

[kiers]

21. you can't always get what you want!

[guillaumeb]

23. Welcome to DU.

Is Trump really what we need?

[Blue Owl]

26. Dies Irae, performed with a solo tuba

n/t

[guillaumeb]

32. One I heard a few times.

"The day of Judgement".

[True Dough]

27. I'd go with this one

The Price is Wrong, sucker!!! Beat it back to New York!

[guillaumeb]

28. Very appropriate. Thank you for playing.

[thinkingagain]

29. I think he sings this everyday to himself

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait
To look in the mirror.
Cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me.
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord It's hard to be humble,
But I'm doing the best that I can.

Mac Davis

https://m.

[guillaumeb]

35. Another excellent choice.

Do you think Trump has this on a playlist?

[thinkingagain]

42. Absolutely

No doubt

[HoosierDebbie]

55. Excellent choice n/t

[MrPurple]

30. Two Little Hitlers - Elvis Costello

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[Frogg]

31. Heat Miser...I swear it is him!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

33. Harry Nilsson's Fuck You song

[bathroommonkey76]

34. Roger Waters has turned "Pigs (Three Different Ones)" into a Trump song.

Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha, ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hatpin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Hey you, White House
Ha, ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Ha, ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You got to stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry


And let's not forget U2's performance of "Bullet the Blue Sky" from last year.

[joet67]

36. Demolition Man

[tenderfoot]

37. Pigs - Pink Floyd

Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha, ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hatpin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Hey you, White House
Ha, ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Ha, ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You got to stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry

[anneboleyn]

60. ARGH TENDERFOOT YOU STOLE MY SONG. "PIGS THREE DIFFERENT ONES" I apologize for yelling.

[Alice11111]

47. Wow

[crazycatlady]

39. Highway to Hell

[MrPurple]

44. good one

[pinboy3niner]

40. No one posted Napoleon XIV yet?

[Chasstev365]

41. Piggies from The Beatles White Album

The family sure us being piggy about tax dollars every fricken weekend!

[Mendocino]

43. Lawyers, Guns and Money

Warren Zevon

[bathroommonkey76]

45. Love Warren-- Great pick!

[Fozzledick]

46. Dirty Old Man

[Ken Burch]

48. In tribute to his views on nuclear weapons:

[DreamGypsy]

49. I'm a loser...

...and I'm not what I appear to be...

Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for myself or myself that I cry

I'm a loser
And I lost everything that's clear to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

What have I done to deserve such a fate
I realize I have left it too late
And so it's true, pride comes before a fall
I'm telling you so that you won't lose all

The Beatles, of course.

[Danascot]

50. (No) Sympathy for the Devil

[First Speaker]

51. They're Coming to Take Me Away...

...maybe this should become our new national anthem...

[mitch96]

52. Queen, Another one bites the dust!!!

I can dream can't I ?

m

[MrPurple]

53. The Future - Leonard Cohen

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[krispos42]

54. "Yakkity Sax", but played at 1/4 speed by bagpipes

[pinboy3niner]

56. FSogol beat you to it, but without your modification

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028684920#post3

I once saw Boots Randolph perform that at his club.

[Tanuki]

57. It's the end of the world as we know it---R.E.M.

[MrPurple]

58. Ideally, I'd hope for something more like this

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