Onion: Melania Trump Looks Down On Husband From Gallery With Loving Grimace

[Miles Archer]

Melania Trump Looks Down On Husband From Gallery With Loving Grimace



http://www.theonion.com/graphic/melania-trump-looks-down-husband-gallery-loving-gr-55415

[underpants]

1. Blue Steel

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Ha!

[guillaumeb]

2. Is this her happy grimace?

As opposed to her normal angry grimace?

Sorry madam, but you did marry him of your own free will.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Is Malaria capable of any facial expressions at all?

In every photo I've seen of her she has that same blank, frozen look, like a department store mannequin's. Is she just very stoic, trying not to cry because she's stuck with Trump, or so totally botoxed that she can't move her face?

[HughBeaumont]

6. I like the meme that says:

"Melania always has that look like she's seen you somewhere before but doesn't remember where."

[True Dough]

8. Not sure how old this one is

May be several years old:




No sign of Donald, so it's much easier to smile, I suppose.

[karynnj]

13. Even there, the smile looks faked

She was a model, so I am surprised there aren't hundreds of beautiful smiling photos.

[lunasun]

20. "Must keep smiling "

[NurseJackie]

10. She's made some bad decisions with regard to cheek and lip implants (or injections).

The "frozen" mannequin appearance can definitely be explained from having received too much botox (or having received a very recent Botox treatment).

But, her perpetual squinty-eye look is because her (fake) cheekbones are too high. Too much filler. I believe she suffers from body dysmorphia. She obsesses with each part of her face individually rather than on her overall appearance.

Whatever her idea may be of a "perfect eyes" and "prefect eyebrows" and a "perfect cheekbone height" and "perfect lips" and "perfectly fluorescent teeth" and "perfect chin" and "perfect brow" ... when they're all assembled together, the results are a bit freakish and unnatural looking.

She's made some very poor decisions, or she's easily deceived by those who are convincing her to have all these procedures.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. She knows she doesn't have a long shelf life.

The previous wives were dumped when they were younger than she is, so I'm sure she realizes she hasn't much time left to enjoy the wealth and luxury afforded by being married to Mr. Tangerine Man. She performed her marital duties and produced a child, but it's pretty obvious she is not at all interested in dancing the horizontal tango with Jabba the Trump and would prefer to hang out in the splendor of their faux-Baroque-bordello penthouse in NYC. If she'd aged normally and botox-free she probably would have been out the door at least five years ago.

[MoonRiver]

18. She is what she is, whatever that is.

[NurseJackie]

5. Is that a bad photoshop to intentionally distort her features screw with her makeup?

Or did she actually look like that?

[dalton99a]

7. Is there mechatronics in that mannequin?

[pinboy3niner]

9. You have to pull the string in the back to get an answer

[luvMIdog]

11. That's what I've been talking about. She wants out & she hates him LOL

[womanofthehills]

12. It's a very uptight look

looks very stressed and not exactly happy.

[area51]

15. This is my favorite pic of her.

[Maru Kitteh]

16. No worries. I'm sure she'll smile when he keels over.

Or the divorce is finalized.

[ATL Ebony]

19. Protocol be damned! I'm betting she'll be doing cartwheels . . . in heels at that.

[ATL Ebony]

17. She always looks so sad or angry. Guess that's par for gold digging with the orange one.

[lunasun]

21. Sometimes my cat looks out like that for a long time. A trick in nature to look alert while resting

perhaps.