What if the government said you had to put an Elmo puppet on your dick...

[Atman]

...and dance around the town square in a tootoo while singing the Sesame Street theme? What if?! They could do that! I swear! Now eat your broccoli!

[1StrongBlackMan]

1. That could be FUN!!! n/t

[Swamp Lover]

2. I pray for the day that the gov't would pass that law.

My attorney tells me that is the only way that I might beat these pending charges!!!!!!

(How did you find out?)

[quaker bill]

3. Sounds interesting.

[bigwillq]

4. I would move to Canada

[DevonRex]

10. With or without Elmo?

[bigwillq]

11. It's big....

but not that big!



He would have to come along!

[DevonRex]

12. I knew it!

You would never leave Elmo behind.

[bigwillq]

14. He's my boy

Goes everywhere with me!

[angstlessk]

5. Hell, if they make women have to have dildoes inserted into their vaginas by law..well,Elmo puppets

should not be far behind!

[Fawke Em]

6. I'm Elmo and I know it!

[maddezmom]

8. LOL!

I just played this and my son walked into the room and tried to take my computer.

[Fawke Em]

17. My kids love that parody.

My son is also a big Weird Al fan.

[maddezmom]

35. Haven't introduced him to my kids yet

Of course my older daughter had to find the original on you tube (cuz her old moma had no clue it was a parody of sorts).

[uponit7771]

20. too cute! "...look at these crayons..."

[abelenkpe]

7. LOL

Sunny day!
Sweeping the clouds away....

[treestar]

9. That's what the case was about

You could appeal that all the way to SCOTUS, and if they could find that federal government had good reason for such a law it would remain law. If the government had preempted the field of dick-wear regulation. Or the courts might find that law did not fit within federal powers.

It's not all or nothing. It's where the line is drawn.

[HopeHoops]

13. Do they make puppets that big?

[muriel_volestrangler]

15. Worth it, just to see Scalia forced to do it (nt)

[blue neen]

26. Clarence Thomas already has.

[Throd]

16. Well, I guess I wouldn't get arrested like the last time I tried that.

[Blue_In_AK]

18. I'd pay good money to see that.

[pinboy3niner]

19. aka 'Tickle Me Elmo'

Duh!

[zappaman]

21. I would call it what it is for me...

Saturday night.

[11 Bravo]

22. Another one? (My wife's a good sport, but she would probably draw the line at ...

TWO Elmo dick puppets!)

[GoCubsGo]

23. Would they provide me the dick?

Because, I was born without one. I guess I have a pre-existing condition.

[Atman]

32. +1000

I was waiting for that one!

[graywarrior]

24. Been there, done that.

[rucky]

25. I would call that just another Thursday. n/t

[MineralMan]

27. Doesn't everybody already do that?

I had no idea. Maybe it should be a law.

[Stinky The Clown]

28. Smart entrepreneurs will be retailing Elmo saddles to fit your penis.

Men will brag about the size of their saddles and the number of Elmos they can support.

[Autumn]

29. Broccoli? You mean peas.

Broccoli was Bush the elder. Obama is peas. Get your veggies straight.

[blue neen]

33. I believe the word "broccoli" in this case is a reference to Scalia's absurd broccoli analogy.

n/t.

[Autumn]

34. Oops my bad. Didn't know that that disgusting POS SOB mentioned broccoli.

Carry on. And fuck that asshole Scalia.

[SDjack]

30. That would only happen if there were some Rethug CEOs standing by with

a company to make money off it.

[rufus dog]

31. I would hold out for Miss Piggy! You know "Pork the ....."

INCOMING!

[Fire Walk With Me]

36. Bush outsourced those jobs.

[notadmblnd]

37. And it would be damn pretty site.

And they'd dance and they'd like it!

[cynatnite]

38. Those of us who don't have a (you know) would have to pay a tax. n/t

[jeff47]

39. We call that "Tuesday". You don't want to know what we do on Wednesday. (nt)