Satire: Enormous Historical Cesspool Caves in Under White House
Trump Administration in Deep Shit!
Apparently, a forgotten cesspool under the White House that has been in place since the early 19th century has finally given way, tumbling the entire West Wing into the mess below. Plumbing had apparently never been disconnected so over 200 years of Presidential and staff waste has continued to flow into the pit. Finally, the West Wing foundation could no longer support the building and it and its inhabitants fell into the sewage. It is unknown at this time whether anyone was actually lost in the pool. Experts are trying to separate the survivors from the contents of the cesspit, but are having trouble distinguishing between the two. They are looking for the President, but it is not certain whether he floated to the top or not.
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Note: I apologize for having to identify this as satire. Normally, I would not do that, but too many times, people have alerted on obvious satire, so I am forced to include that notice in the thread title.