I am freaking dying here

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Link to tweet

John Podhoretz ✔ @jpodhoretz
"The president is very authoritary when he speaks," says Sean Spicer, who needs to repeat eighth grade
6:16 AM - 26 Mar 2017 · Manhattan, NY

[tblue37]

1. "Authoritative" has two extra letters. The Spicey bot suffered alphabet overload. nt

[LakeArenal]

2. They have the best words... The biglyest...

[rurallib]

4. words not ever used before because other people were losers

and not smartly enough

[orleans]

9. LOL n/t

[Roy Rolling]

27. "Authoritary"

Authoritary now, but didn't he used to be Presbyterian?

[SticksnStones]

3. 😅

Dayum!

[WinkyDink]

5. Seems like Spicey Meatball caught himself as he was about to say, revealingly, "authoritarian."

[cab67]

8. I think you're right.

He probably realized the word he wanted was "authoritative" halfway through saying "authoritarian," and he stumbled over the effort.

[ismnotwasm]

6. I just followed that guy and retweeted

He's hilarious!

[grantcart]

7. He is also very strategry

[ananda]

10. Here's a funny reply.

Link to tweet

[dawg]

11. That dude has ...

swallowed way too much Orbit gum.

[lpbk2713]

12. The weasels around him may tremble when he speaks.

But beyond that inner circle everyone regards him as a spineless asshole.

[TEB]

13. Exactly

There cowards adults who put up with a orange haired bully at first I was thinking spicey would toss his papers in the air and say I can't spout this crap but he like many coward scum have made Faustian deal I have a fantasy that one day I'll be able to send trump pence Flynn McConnell sessions all cards over July 4th to them when there in federal prison

[BSdetect]

14. His cranium crumbled a long time ago.

[NewJeffCT]

15. But, he needed Jeanine from Fox News

to relay the message that Paul Ryan should resign...

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. I really need to watch the Spicer Comedy show more often.

I know he is trending up.

[Gabi Hayes]

20. NOBODY will ever be more obnoxiously vile than this guy:

let's just add this

[Politicub]

25. A talking anus

I can't help but think I'm watching a literal asshole speak when Fleischer is on TV.

[Different Drummer]

17. Can't have Spicer being more literate than Pennywise. n/t

[Initech]

18. 8th? They need to repeat 2nd!

[smirkymonkey]

19. I think all that gum has worked it's way up into Spicey's cranium

and has permanently lodged itself there. Pretty soon it will just be a huge mass of chewed up gum. Like his boss's brain.

[Politicub]

21. Trump, you so authority

[MoonRiver]

22. Ugh, this is the illiterate cabal!

Insult piled upon insult...

[TNNurse]

23. Heard one of those idiots say the word "surveillancing" today.

Of course that is not a word, surveillance is a noun. The verb is surveil and can become surveilling , but never surveillancing.....ever.

[lambchopp59]

24. Maybe he was thinking of the milder forms of "dictatory or despotty or tyrantty"...

All synonymous with republican authoritarianism, disguised as "protecting your freedom".

[DetlefK]

26. I'm gonna quote Eric Cartman: "Respect my authoritah!"

[Sunlei]

28. Imagine how that 'job',"Trumps spokesman" must be. Trump watches & then critiques the performance