I now have a 'favorite' troll

[Siwsan]

She popped up on a Facebook group, where I post so I pulled up her profile.

She thinks John Lennon AND Paul McCartney were murdered, while the Beatles were still together, and replaced with look alikes. She has info on how to turn a shipping container into a survival unit, and that the CERN Collider was actually designed as a reptilian star gate. So apparently her thinking that Saudi Arabia is one of the NATO member nations is one of her more rational opinions.

[rzemanfl]

1. Sounds like having a Chatty Cathy doll only dumber. n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Sounds like a certain long-time repeatedly banned DU customer

... ask her about Lemuria.

[Control-Z]

3. Hey! I haven't seen her in a while.

Have you?

[Warren DeMontague]

11. No, but I havent done MIRT in a while, either.

I wonder if elad's defenses have just gotten too good for her game.

[Control-Z]

17. Now that I think about it

it's been years since I've done MIRT. I believe you were serving during my last round. I've actually run into LG a few times since then, before MIRT had a chance to take out the trash. But its been a while.

You know who I haven't heard word one about since MIRT? The creepy death guy. Can't remember his handle(s). I got one of his sick, twisted death threats personally. I guess that was the only way we knew he was here. When someone reported him. Good times. Lol.

[opiate69]

9. I must have been out of the loop for too long.. can't for the life of me figure this one out

[Warren DeMontague]

10. ...

+

[opiate69]

12. Ahh... ok.

Makes sense, I never did have many, if any, interactions with that one.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Part of it is, she's had the same act for so long, the tells are real obvious

so MIRT would get her right out of the gate. It's totally possible she finally moved on.

Edited to add: I heard a story about a DU meetup years ago in the Chicago area where she showed up. That would be weird.

[mopinko]

16. it went straight downhill, too.

started stalking one of the mods.

funny how we would explain to new mods how to spot her. we used to tell the, she has a blue green aura. they found that very odd, but when the started seeing her, they knew what we meant.

[Warren DeMontague]

20. I can only imagine.

Yeah, I'm sure that's why we don't see her that much. Either Elad got really good at auto-banning her or else everyone on MIRT can spot the aura on the usernames even before post #1.

[marylandblue]

4. I like the idea of CERN being a stargate

Sounds like a great movie

[Siwsan]

5. It also sounds like something Alex Jones would claim

[Bettie]

6. You know, if the CERN Collider was actually a reptilian star gate

it would explain SO MUCH about our current government.

Maybe we need to show some of the idiots in charge some white mice and see if they want to consume them.

Just sayin'.

And if you have a favorite troll, at least she's amusing.

[Siwsan]

8. I've had some pretty vile trolls, so this one is a breath of hilarious fresh air

About a week ago, I was being branded with the "C" word. Then there was the one who accused me of being a spell casting witch, as if that would be a BAD thing!

[Solly Mack]

7. I wouldn't want to meet that person.

Read how her mind works, yes. Shits and giggles and all that.

[rainbow4321]

13. One of my FB friend's friend is fixated on HRC

And my friend did a shocked emoji about the link...the article title was Ken Starr killed in a plane crash on "his way to DC to testify against HRC".

Ummmm....all the shit going down with drumf and his klan and THIS old fake news is what they are focusing on??
I really think they are in their own little universe. Scary thing is, their offspring are being raised in that universe!

[wishstar]

15. Billionaire Robert Mercer who is behind Breitbart, Bannon, Conway, etc is conspiracy theorist

Per this NPR report, Mercer is a true believer of all those extreme Clinton conspiracy theories/other nutty right wing fake stories

http://www.npr.org/2017/03/22/521083950/inside-the-wealthy-family-that-has-been-funding-steve-bannon-s-plan-for-years

[ornotna]

18. That guy is a half a bubble off plumb

He is truly coo-coo for cocoa puffs

[sharedvalues]

19. DeVos wants more kids raised in that universe

The point of school vouchers as well as homeschooling is to prevent kids from getting exposed to normal civics classes and a diversity of views and realizing conservativism is empty words.