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MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
Mon Mar 27, 2017, 03:05 PM Mar 2017

Here's the Hot, Time-Limited Deal for Trump Transition Team:

First one in line to testify truthfully and fully about the Russia thing gets full immunity. Second one gets this set of steak knives. Third place finisher gets 10 years in the slammer.

Now stand back or be run over in the stampede!

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Here's the Hot, Time-Limited Deal for Trump Transition Team: (Original Post) MineralMan Mar 2017 OP
traditionally the first one gets full immunity *and* the steak knives unblock Mar 2017 #1
No, the steak knives are for use in stabbing the MineralMan Mar 2017 #2
Looks like things are heating up Wellstone ruled Mar 2017 #3
I thought if you called in the next six minutes.. Permanut Mar 2017 #4
what's the policy on having steak knives in a federal prison? 0rganism Mar 2017 #5

unblock

(52,243 posts)
1. traditionally the first one gets full immunity *and* the steak knives
Mon Mar 27, 2017, 03:07 PM
Mar 2017

which are then planted in the backs of those who testify later....

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
2. No, the steak knives are for use in stabbing the
Mon Mar 27, 2017, 03:09 PM
Mar 2017

first one in the back after the testimony. That's my understanding.

 

Wellstone ruled

(34,661 posts)
3. Looks like things are heating up
Mon Mar 27, 2017, 03:14 PM
Mar 2017

darn quick. When Grassley gets nervous,you know the long knives are out. Wednesday should be real interesting.

0rganism

(23,955 posts)
5. what's the policy on having steak knives in a federal prison?
Mon Mar 27, 2017, 04:51 PM
Mar 2017

seems like contestant #2 kind of gets it in the shorts

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