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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsChris Hayes just retweeted this, but I'm PRETTY SURE it's Fake. BUT, it's hilarious.
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major kudos to whoever wrote that.
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Chris Hayes just retweeted this, but I'm PRETTY SURE it's Fake. BUT, it's hilarious. (Original Post)
yodermon
Mar 2017
OP
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)1. I figured if walked into his office
you would just find a slovenly drunk passed out at his desk....
volstork
(5,401 posts)3. In a pool of vomit.
He always looks like he just threw up.
greymattermom
(5,754 posts)2. Is it Times New Roman?
Just checking
Codeine
(25,586 posts)4. Yeah, you know the type. nt
SticksnStones
(2,108 posts)5. I see what you did there...
nolabear
(41,984 posts)6. BWAH!
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)7. Bannon needs to read Murphy's Law of Combat instead.
1. Friendly fire - isn't. .... https://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_humor_murphys_laws_of_combat.asp
Pertinent favorites:
7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
31. If the enemy is within range, so are you.
66. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
102. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
124. Professionals are predictable, its the amateurs that are dangerous.