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PALM BEACH, FLNoting that it had already been there for almost two weeks, Mar-a-Lago assistant manager Chris Mahoney reportedly wondered Monday if anyone was coming to collect the nuclear briefcase from the clubs lost-and-found. Someone noticed it in the dining room and dropped it off, and its just been sitting at the bottom of the bin ever since, said Mahoney, adding that he had been asking people coming to collect their lost scarves and sunglasses if they might also have misplaced a briefcase attached to a pair of handcuffs. Youd think whoever it belongs to would have realized that they lost it by now. Well, Ill give it a few more weeksif no one claims it after 60 days, its up for grabs, and I can see if someone on my staff wants it. At press time, a man had mistakenly claimed the briefcase as his own before getting home to discover all the unfamiliar buttons inside.
http://www.theonion.com/article/mar-lago-assistant-manager-wondering-if-anyone-com-55623
nini
(16,672 posts)The Onion certainly has a way of making you fall for stuff at first
Beartracks
(12,821 posts)Me, too!
What does that say about our confidence in the current administration?
nini
(16,672 posts)Phew.. indeed!
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)I really thought this was possible with trump! Then I thought ,ok, check if it's satire.
nini
(16,672 posts)The Onion borders reality a bit too close at times.
Historic NY
(37,452 posts)Crash2Parties
(6,017 posts)montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)PatrickforO
(14,586 posts)I freaked. I was going WHAT THE F**K??????????
Then I saw it was the Onion and breathed a sigh of relief.
The sad thing? I actually could see this happening. NEVER would have happened with Obama. He was a 'no drama' guy. Even W, who was horrible took care of the ol' nuclear football.
But Trump? Hey, this wouldn't surprise me a bit.
Rhiannon12866
(205,805 posts)Since it's Trump, nothing, no matter how irresponsible or outlandish, is surprising anymore...
Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)former9thward
(32,064 posts)Bush, Obama or Trump have absolutely nothing to do with the football. It is handled by our military.
magicarpet
(14,160 posts)FedEx over night delivery to the Russian embassy...... They will know what to do with it.
rogue emissary
(3,148 posts)Turbineguy
(37,361 posts)I wish that were true.
mdbl
(4,973 posts)Had a good laugh at ths
benld74
(9,909 posts)IronLionZion
(45,494 posts)just hang on to it for now. Lock it in the safe and hope he forgets about it. Don't trust anyone in a Russian accent who offers to take care of it.
Gothmog
(145,481 posts)Ilsa
(61,696 posts)tech3149
(4,452 posts)so who could be surprised if Cheeto Jesus did the same with the nuclear football?
ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)with one designed by Ivanka. The old one was... just ugly. Pathetic. Sad. Not even a three.
Ivanka will have her team of copycat designers come up with a doomsday pouch that both stylish and threatening.
The internal hardware, electronics and targeting software is to be outsourced to the very best programmers in Russia.
luvMIdog
(2,533 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)Onion very funny!
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Then I thought this is fake news then I realized it was a joke. Now, who would not be surprised if trump actually did that? It is a good thing that it is a military personal who has that hooked to him at all times. If it were trump and any of his scum this would not surprise me. After, I got over it I laughed.