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Top 10 Conservative Idiots #2-18: Paul Ryans Long White House March Edition
Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! We are back everybody! You know what? We got to use the intro to talk about the guys in San Clemente, California. You know, being on a small town city council in a city where nothing interesting happens has got to be the dullest job in politics. But these two surfer bros in San Clemente, California a town about 1 hour from where I live, wanted the city council to build a statue of the late, great Paul Walker, and what a coincidence because the 8th installment of the Fast & The Furious franchise is a mere 2 weeks away from being in theaters. Lets roll the clip first:
And heres the funny thing the guys name is Chad Kroger. You might know him as the lead singer of a little band called Nickelback. Yeah its like a real life Office Space. Ive been obsessed with this story since I first heard about it. If I was a member of a city council like San Clemente where nothing interesting happens, I would just let these two guys speak all day. And I love that they go deep on Paul Walkers back catalogue of movies. I also love the misuse of the word melancholy. And I love that they compare it to the Robocop statue in Detroit or the Rocky statue in Philadelphia. And then they only give the council 1 month to get ready before Fate Of The Furious comes out. I love this story! Oh and then it turns out Paul Walker had no tie to San Clemente. Yeah fail. Sorry bro. All right thats enough of the intro. We have a lot of idiocy to get to this week, but first Samantha Bee exposes one of the least talked about heads in the Trump administration:
So where do we begin this week? So this week the number one slot has to go to Paul Ryan (1). So Trumpcare died the horrible death it deserved and Ryan has finally come out and said that they cant keep attempting to defeat Obamacare anymore. In the second slot, Neil Gorsuch (2) came off looking like the biggest dumbass of them all at his own confirmation hearings. Al Franken completely annihilated him, and well talk more about that. In the third slot this week, is of course Donald Trump (3), who occupies just a single slot this week. So while the world burns around him, hes spending his weekend playing golf at his favorite resort. Or did he? I mean thats what they want you to think! In the number 4 slot were going to open up the Top 10 Home Shopping Network and tell you about some hot new products from Americas favorite brand brought to you by our guest shoppers Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump (4)! In the fifth slot, Devin Nunes (5) may be one of the shadiest characters in the Trump administration which is already full of shady characters. So while the FBI was busy investigating the Trump Tower wiretap claims, Nunes may have accidentally leaked some vital information to Twitter. Taking the sixth slot, we may have found the worst comedian on Twitter, and its former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (6). And were going to do something unprecedented and open the Top 10 Chuckle Hut and try our hand at open mic night. In the number 7 slot, is Fox News you know the real news as Trump puts it. So king of the deplorables, Sean Hannity was called out by Ted Koppel , while they were rightfully mocked relentlessly on Twitter for saying Trump was working in the White House when he was really golfing. At number 8 weve got yet another installment of How Is This Still A Thing?. This time were going to ask Pizzagate: How Is This Still A Thing?. In the number 9 (NEIN!!!!) slot is One Million Moms. So theyve got the worlds first gay free TV show and its focusing on a mother-son relationship. I mean really what could go wrong? Finally, its time for round 2 of our Stupidest State contest. The Hateful 8 has been set, folks! And this time for the first round of the Conference Finals, its Florida Vs Texas for all the guano in the world when we pit them in a winner take all final for the Batshit Conference! Plus we have some live music for you this time some down and dirty southern rock from Marylands Clutch. I love this band, and they just announced a massive tour with another favorite of mine Primus. Their current album Psychic Warfare is awesome and if you dont have it youre missing out! Enjoy! And as always dont forget the key!
[font size="8"]Paul Ryan[/font]
Our first story this week is of course the epic fail that was the AHCA. You know the one campaign promise that Donald Trump made to repeal and replace Obamacare with something better. So how did that go? Well, we already mentioned that it was an epic fail. You know the GOP really is like the Joker from the Dark Knight.
They really are like a dog chasing cars they wouldnt know what to do with one if they caught it, and that is terrifying! I mean they have complete rule they have the senate, Congress, the White House, and if they get their way, theyll get SCOTUS too! So whats stopping them?
A poll published Thursday by Quinnipiac University found that 56 percent of voters disapprove of the GOP healthcare plan, while just 17 percent support it.
Even among Republicans, only 41 percent support the American Health Care Act, while 24 percent oppose it. And 58 percent of Democratic voters disapprove of the plan.
Republicans are scrambling to shore up support for the repeal-and-replace bill ahead of an expected House vote later Thursday. President Trump is meeting with members of the conservative Freedom Caucus, who are seeking a number of changes to the bill in exchange for their support. But centrist Republicans are fleeing from the bill as it changes to fit the conservatives' desires, complicating efforts to get the bill passed in the House.
Read more: http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/325448-poll-majority-of-voters-disapprove-of-gop-obamacare-repeal-plan
In case you need it spelled out for you this is how many Americans approve of Trumpcare:
Lets bask in that number there for a minute 17%! I think my ass has a higher approval rating than that, and you know what else is even crazier about this whole thing?
Even more men are partly visible in the peripheries of the image, which was shared on Twitter by Vice President Mike Pence.
Womens health charity Planned Parenthood pointed out this anomaly, writing on the social network: Heres the picture of the leaders negotiating away birth control, maternity care and abortion. Notice anything?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-obamacare-men-mike-pence-picture-no-women-freedom-caucus-repeal-healthcare-bill-a7647426.html
Lets show that picture for a minute:
To quote the great Dave Chappelle (by the way watch his Netflix specials, theyre awesome), I see white people!!!. Oh and heres another thing stopping Trumpcare from being a reality:
Let me say upfront that I believe healthcare is a basic human right, and that everyone should be covered by a single-payer system. But to say ObamaCare is failing is simply false.
To help prove this point, let me ask you a question. How many people does ObamaCare cover?
Its not what you think. If your answer is the number of formerly uninsured people who were newly insured under the law thats the wrong way of looking at it. The fact is that ObamaCare has helped all of us everyone who has healthcare.
http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/healthcare/325471-trumpcare-will-fail-all-women
Ooh, I like that one! And theres even more to this than was originally thought. I mean how much of an epic fail was this and how did Paul Ryan deliver the news to Trump? Remember the movie Billy Lynns Long Halftime Walk? No? Well, you will remember Paul Ryans Long White House Walk, which I assume he took to tell a very angry Trump that AHCA failed. This is your ruling party, folks.
Were going to be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future, the House speaker, Paul D. Ryan, conceded.
The failure of the Republicans three-month blitz to repeal President Barack Obamas signature domestic achievement exposed deep divisions in the Republican Party that the election of a Republican president could not mask. It cast a long shadow over the ambitious agenda that Mr. Trump and Republican leaders had promised to enact once their party assumed power at both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/24/us/politics/health-care-affordable-care-act.html
And then theres this:
He said that President Trump agreed with him that the bill should be pulled, and Ryan thanked the White House for doing what they could on this while warning that the worst is yet to come on Obamacare.
But minutes later, as reporters asked questions about pulling the bill, Ryan actually went so far as to say, Were gonna be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future.
He added, Now we are going to move on with the rest of our agenda. He acknowledged this might make getting tax reform more difficult, but not impossible.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/paul-ryan-were-gonna-be-living-with-obamacare-for-the-foreseeable-future/
[font size="8"]Neil Gorsuch[/font]
Ugh, how could this possibly get any worse? If this weeks hearings are any indication, look no further than traitor Mitch and his band of thugs who steamrolled over Obama to practically give SCOTUS to a man who doesnt deserve it. And thank god for Al Franken, how awesome was Al last week? Yeah everybody lets give it up for Al! Come on! But seriously just how batshit fucking nuts is Neil Gorsuch, Trumps SCOTUS pick?
To be fair, I keep finding myself wondering if Chief Judge Merrick Garland would have fared any better under these circumstances. Sure, he wouldnt have been dragged down as far by the behavior of the president who nominated him, but he would have faced the same challenges of a politicized conversation about the role of judges and the same no-win subterfuge of refusing to answer substantive questions. In one sense, the uglier confirmation politics become, the hollower any judges claim to dispassionate neutrality must appear. Every judge is just cannon fodder for the big show. Every judge faces criticisms about hypocrisy and faux neutrality, and I imagine that had Clinton prevailed and Garland been on the hot seat this week, he would have also squirmed beneath unanswered questions and evasive generalities.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2017/03/neil_gorsuch_was_hatched_in_a_federalist_society_lab.html
I mean come on, even Gorsuchs Wikipedia page lists him as a homophobe:
Gorsuch is a homophobe and proponent of gay rights and of textualism in interpreting the constitution. He was nominated to the US Supreme Court by President Trump on January 31, 2017.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Gorsuch
Ooh, I like that one! Does anyone remember that movie Argo? OK one guy remembers it! For those of you at home, we had one guy go WOOO!. Well, anyway remember when they kept saying Argo fuck yourself? Well, I say Gorsuch yourself, GOP. Actually, better Argo-rsuch yourself. Thank you! So this week you know his second hearing was underway, and boy was it a complete shit show!
It happened so quickly, and Frankens manner as usual was so understated, that it was easy to miss the significance of what happened. But the nation cannot afford to let that happen. The point Franken was making was far too critical to let it pass by unnoticed. In fact, it should be a rallying point to gather around, one that could reset the course of American jurisprudence along more sound and sober lines.
Frankens questioning concerned the notorious frozen trucker case, TransAm Trucking v. Dept. of Labor. Other senators had mentioned it, but never quite in the way that Franken did. A trucker named Alphonse Maddin was fired for making a commonsense decision to save his own life and to protect others as well. Gorsuch, alone among all the judges who ruled on the case, thought that was perfectly fine. Indeed, he felt it was the only legal conclusion he could possibly reach, a conclusion Franken called absurd.
http://www.salon.com/2017/03/22/al-frankens-grilling-of-gorsuch-exposes-the-heartless-cruelty-behind-conservative-legal-philosophy/
And yes lets roll the tape of this, its a thing of beauty:
But this is probably my favorite part of the whole interview where Franken said that he had a career in identifying absurdities:
But Gorsuch seemed to drop the Jimmy Stewart shtick and go more Edward Arnold when grilled by Democratic Sen. Al Franken about the Case of the Frozen Trucker. As an appeals court judge, Gorsuch famously ruled against a truck driver who claimed hed been wrongly fired by his employer. The trucker claimed that, after waiting a couple hours in 14-below temperatures, in his truck with frozen brakes, while his company sent help, he began suffering from hypothermia. Ignoring his supervisors demand to continue waiting, he unhitched his unheated truck from its malfunctioning trailer, and drove away to find warmth.
http://deadline.com/2017/03/al-franken-neil-gorsuch-grills-supreme-court-nominee-confirmation-hearing-1202048182/
[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]
That guy is our president! Yes, were winning so much were going to be sick of winning! So how much winning are you actually doing, Mr. Trump? Have you come up with your bulletproof plan to defeat ISIS yet? No? Have you started any of your border wall yet? No? And will Mexico pay for it? No? Have you successfully repealed and replaced Obamacare? No? Well get to fucking work then! I mean we dont have to remind you of how many times Trump blasted Obama for playing golf, do we?
Thats a lot of tweets about golf. You know, while the world burned around him, Julius Ceaser wallowed in his own opulence. So I guess Trump is following examples from ancient history then?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/03/26/nearly-one-out-of-every-three-days-he-has-been-president-trump-has-visited-a-trump-property/?utm_term=.15c4f2fa8b8a&wpisrc=nl_evening&wpmm=1
In case youre wondering what this looks like illustrated, I give you:
https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=
Thats a lot of days spent at Trump properties! Is he just being president so he can get taxpayers to pay for his trips to and from those properties? Well discuss the Fox News involvement in a bit, but theres way more to this story than you would think.
While the President hasn't played golf on every visit, sometimes attending to presidential business, the trips underscore a break with his insistence on the campaign trail that he wouldn't spend his time golfing because of how hard he would be working.
White House officials told reporters that Trump held meetings at the Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, over the weekend, but did not say how many or with whom.
Both Trump and his press secretary, Sean Spicer, have knocked former President Barack Obama for his time playing golf on the job.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/26/politics/donald-trump-golf/index.html
And guess what? Its becoming a huge political problem in the GOP thanks to Trumps relentless tweeting about Obama playing golf:
1. The president is entitled to time off.
2. Why shouldnt he go to properties that bear his name?
To which the appropriate responses are: (1) He is. However! and (2) For at least one very good reason.
Or, to go into a bit more detail:
Cant the president take time off?
Sure! The president, like anyone else, is entitled to some down time. And, of course, the president unlike anyone else never really gets any. Hes always on duty, always available as needed.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/03/27/donald-trumps-golfing-is-a-political-problem-thanks-to-donald-trump/?utm_term=.f99765e201b5
Ah, Caddyshack classic comedy! And if youre not already outraged that Mr. President is spending way too much time playing golf, guess what? Were paying for it!
Of his first 66 days in office, Trump spent a full three weeks at resort properties bearing his family name, and the White House has been tight-lipped about exactly what goes on when Trump is visiting and how much its costing taxpayers.
Just because hes at one of the golf courses owned by the Trump Organization doesnt mean hes playing golf, Press Secretary Sean Spicer said in a March 20 briefing.
Just because you go somewhere doesnt necessarily mean you did it. So on a couple of occasions, hes actually conducted meetings there, hes actually had phone calls. So just because he heads there, it doesnt mean that thats whats happening, Spicer said.
http://www.metro.us/news/donald-trump-golf-outings-cost/zsJqcA---x1huXe55DEQbE/
By the way on the subject of Sean Spicer, Jimmy Kimmel imagines what it would be like if he were a Looney Tunes character and its hilarious:
[font size="8"]Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump[/font]
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It is normal for presidents to get out and it can be a boost for small businesses across the city and the country, said Robert Weissman, the president of Public Citizen, a liberal nonprofit group. But with President Trump, he spends his down time as a walking advertisement for his businesses. It is a major departure from historic norm and degradation of the office.
Eric Trump, in an interview this month, disputed any suggestion that his fathers visits to family properties represented a conflict of interest. But he agreed that the Trump Organizations assets from Mar-a-Lago, where interest in memberships has surged, to its golf courses were doing well.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/26/us/politics/donald-trump-brand-properties.html?_r=0
Well, Eric Trump is about as useful as a doorbell, isnt he? Or to quote one of my favorite comedies Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Eric Trump is about as useless as a poopy flavored lollipop. I mean the brand connected to the president is the hottest its ever been in his lifetime! But in fact this whole thing is a sham!
Eric Trump told Forbes he will continue to give his father updates on the bottom line, profitability reports and stuff like that, and will do so quarterly. He adds, My father and I are very close. I talk to him a lot. Were pretty inseparable.
The admission shows that the Trump familys claims that they are keeping their interests separate continues to be a lie.
The Trumps refused to follow the protocol that other presidents from both parties have used, which has historically taken the form of setting up a blind trust. In the case of a blind trust, it would ensure that Trumps hands are completely off his business interests, and that his activity in the West Wing would not be tainted by the reality or perception that he is making decisions with his own bank account in mind.
http://shareblue.com/eric-trump-accidentally-admits-his-dads-separation-from-the-family-business-is-a-total-sham/
Yes and its most certainly a damn shame for us! But it passes on big savings to you, the consumer! See Trump products are very carefully handcrafted not in the USA! Isnt that special? Well his brother Uday isnt much better! In fact hes profiting off the family business!
Donald Trump Jr. addressed a dinner on Oct. 11 at the Ritz Hotel in Paris, hosted by the Center of Political and Foreign Affairs. Its president, Fabien Baussart, and his Syrian-born wife, Randa Kassis, have cooperated with Russia in its drive to end the Syrian civil war, according to U.S., European and Arab officials. In December, Mr. Baussart formally nominated Russian President Vladimir Putin for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Mrs. Kassis is a leader of a political faction endorsed by Russia in negotiations to end the war in Syria. The couple said they dont represent Russia and are solely focused on ending the Syrian conflict.
The meeting in October represents one in a string of contacts over the past year between members of the presidents inner circle and individuals connected to Moscow and to Russian interests. The Wall Street Journal in November reported Donald Trump Jr.s appearance at the event.*
* https://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-jr-held-talks-on-syria-with-russia-supporters-1479920753
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[font size="8"]Devin Nunes[/font]
So a guy on the House Intelligence Committee really needs a lesson on how intelligence actually, you know, works. I give you Devin Nunes (R-obviously). So heres what happened Devin Nunes may or may not have committed a class A felony by tweeting information from an ongoing investigation indirectly related to whats going on at Trump Tower and the FBIs wiretapping. So heres the latest allegations into whats happening:
The meeting, confirmed by his spokesman on Monday, was quite likely to further intensify questions about what prompted Mr. Nunes to make the claim about the intelligence gathering and who gave him the information.
The spokesman for Mr. Nunes, Jack Langer, said the congressman met with his source at the White House because he needed access to a secure facility where people with security clearances can legally view classified information. But such facilities can also be found in the Capitol building, and other locations across Washington.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/27/us/politics/devin-nunes-house-intelligence-committee-white-house-wiretap.html
Bonus points if you can spot the fail within the fail pic! Getting back on topic here holy shit! I mean this couldnt be any crazier than it already is. Everyone knows how batshit insane Putin is, but this is like cooking with onions. The more you peel back the layers of this story, the more it stinks, and the more likely you are to cry as a result of you knowing it. And we cant help but put our finger on it, but theres something highly suspect about a guy having ties to Russia. But theres more!
Speaking at the California Republican Partys spring convention in Sacramento, intel chairman Devin Nunes (R-CA) compared accusations against the Trump White House to McCarthyism, reports Politico.
This is almost like McCarthyism revisited, Nunes told the attendees. Were going to go on a witch hunt against, against innocent Americans.
According to Nunes, he doesnt see enough warning signs from U.S. intelligence agency investigations to warrant hearings.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/a-witch-hunt-against-the-american-people-gop-house-intel-chair-balks-at-investigating-trumps-russia-links/
Yup! Like the good republican they are, Nunes is automatically trained to play the nothing to see here card! But heres the really interesting thing about Nunes he might own a business that has actual ties to Russia. I mean is there anyone, anyone at all whos a republican, or who is connected to the Trump administration that isnt corrupt? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
How strong? Well, the Alpha Omega Winery has distributors all over the U.S., but just a few abroad. One of those overseas distributors is the Luding Trading Company in Russia. Luding is, in fact, Russias largest distributor for alcoholic beverages. But they dont just operate in Russia they also appear to have a relationship with Vladimir Putin:
The Luding Company and the Yerevan Ararat Brandy-Wine-Vodka factory sent greetings to Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, on his 55th birthday and made a birthday present of bottles of the Noy, the Sovereign 55 cognac and the Vanatur and Varpet unique 1952 vintage wines, 1952 being the Presidents birth year.
If Russia were truly a free, democratic state, then maybe this could be overlooked as nothing more than a large company wishing the leader of a country that had given them so much a happy birthday. But Russia, under Putin, is anything but truly free. With Luding being the countrys largest distributor of alcohol, its highly unlikely that Putin doesnt have his fingers in it somewhere. The fact that Nunes has his money sunk there is a pretty big deal.
http://addictinginfo.org/2017/03/22/bombshell-devin-nunes-entire-net-worth-sunk-in-company-with-strong-ties-to-russia/
And by the way in case youre wondering if the cover up is worse than the crime, I give you this:
Nunes (R-Calif.) confirmed Monday that he had traveled to the White House to meet with his still-unnamed source on the day before he made his announcement but denied that the public disclosure was coordinated in any way with Trump administration officials. The White House, Nunes said in a CNN interview, simply served as a secure location for reviewing classified information and Im quite sure that I think people in the West Wing had no idea that I was there.
But Swalwell (D-Calif.), also a member of the House Intelligence Committee, disputed the chairmans argument Tuesday on MSNBCs Morning Joe. Its not an internet cafe. You cant just walk in and receive classified information, Swalwell said of the White House, adding that when a member of Congress visits, everyone in the building knows that youre there in the building.
This is done because the White House wanted it to be done, the California Democrat said. And this is what a cover-up to a crime looks like. We are watching it play out right now.
Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/eric-swalwell-devin-nunes-surveillance-white-house-trump-236577
[font size="8"]Mike Huckabee[/font]
So everybody, I think we may have found Twitters worst comedian. And no, its not Yakov Smirnov, and its not Sam The Armenian Comedian (inside joke for LA Top 10 readers). And its also not @realDonaldTrump. You know who the worst comedian on Twitter is? Why its @GovernorMikeHuckabee! Yes the very same Mike Huckabee who is the former governor of Arkansas, homophobe extraordinaire, and close personal friend of the Duggar family. So why is Mike Huckabee in the news this week? Its for his comically bad Twitter feed which got roasted on Jimmy Kimmel by the great Patton Oswalt:
And then Patton doubled down shortly thereafter:
Huckabee might have failed to secure his party's nomination for president, but he's determined to stay relevant, no matter the cost to our Twitter feeds.
Take a look at his most recent round of tweets and how viral they've become. At first, they might seem impossible to interpret Huckabee can be inscrutable, like a Jaden Smith of the American right.
But keep trying. There are jokes there jokes that are often so deeply bizarre we loose the will to even embed them.
What's clearis that the right is undergoing a crisis in comedy. Remember when John McCain appeared on The Daily Show in 1999 and we laughed of our own free will? (Though, to be fair, early Steve Carrell might have had more to do with that than the presidential hopeful.)
http://mashable.com/2017/03/22/mike-huckabee-worse-twitter-trump/#BJanusEvBkqa
So with that in mind, were going to pull a few choice Tweets here, and open up the Top 10 Conservative Idiots Chuckle Hut for business and were going to become roastmasters!
Hey everybody the Top 10 Chuckle Hut is open for business! Im your host Slacker McGee, and hanging out with me on the turn tables is none other than DJ Redbone! Yes its time for the Slacker and Redbone Show! Wow, thanks for that! Hey dont forget to tip your waitress! So our first comedian tonight is the former governor of Arkansas and close friend of the crazy Duggar family thats the one with 100,000,000 kids, dont you know? So what is the governor up to this week? Lets start with his first tweet that everybody is talking about!
Link to tweet
Really Mikey? Youre going with pork sausage? What a funny joke! Ha ha ha ha ha! And Id like to pork her sausage if you know what Im saying! Wait, that sounded wrong, didnt it? Pork sausage is definitely tastier than beef sausage! Plus theres the added bonus of lots and lots of sex jokes! Oh and by the way Mike, its the DEMOCRATIC Party, calling us the Democrat Party as conservatives love to do means you not only failed basic English, you make yourself look like a complete jackass!! So what else has the governor been tweeting about? Well
Link to tweet
Yeah, wow! Swing and a miss! Much like the pork sausage joke, joking about being stabbed and poisoned is soooooooo 13th century, am I right?
Link to tweet
Well, I say, I say I do declare that after watching the Gorsuch hearings that Mr. Huckabee should really know that this is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black!
Link to tweet
So does that mean all the news that will be from Infowars and Prison Planet? Because those are the real fake news sites! By the way, isnt fake news an oxymoron? Well heres Mikey going meta! As in metaphysical!
Link to tweet
Really? Your amusement? If youre amused by that pork sausage joke, Id like to tell you where you can stuff your pork sausage. And he still doesnt get it! I mean what about his latest tweet?
Link to tweet
Something tells me I dont want to see Mikey wearing spandex! And if I sat next to him on a UNITED flight, and hes wearing spandex, Id be making my way for the emergency exits! Hey o!!!
Thank you, Im here all week! Dont forget to tip your waitress!
[font size="8"]Fox News[/font]
Mr. President, remind me again which news outlets are real and which are fake? Can I go through the list with you? NBC News? Fake news! How about CNN? Boring! Lame! The worst! How about Washington Post? Awful. Just terrible. How about the New York Times? Failing. Awful. Worst subscriber index in history. How about Breitbart? Tremendous, tremendous reporting! Infowars? Alex Jones is a friend of mine! I respect their demographic of white males. Or how about Fox News? Fox News wins all the time! In fact they win so much were going to be sick of winning! So with that out of the way Trumps favorite news network was promoted by Trump because of a host calling Failing (his words Paul Ryan to step down:
"Ryan needs to step down as Speaker of the House. The reason, he failed to deliver the votes on his healthcare bill, the one trumpeted to repeal and replace ObamaCare," Pirro said in her opening statement.
"You come in with all your swagger and experience and sell them a bill of goods which ends up a complete and total failure and you allow our president, in his first 100 days, to come out of the box like that, based on what?" Pirro said.
The Fox News host's fiery comments about Ryan came hours after Trump tweeted to encourage his followers to watch "Justice with Judge Jeanine."
Read more: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/325810-fox-news-host-promoted-by-trump-calls-on-paul-ryan-to-step-down
But one of my favorite things that happened this weekend has to be when Fox News was talking about how Trump was working at the White House when he was really playing golf. Can we throw that Tweet up there?
Link to tweet
Sure, thats what they want you to think. Heres what actually happened:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/03/fox-news-says-trump-was-at-work-when-he-was-actually-golfing.html
Come on sing it with me!
But you know who wasnt working for the weekend? Sean Hannity. Everyones favorite ruling king of the deplorables got blasted by a real journalist and guy who has faker hair than Donald Trump, Ted Koppel over the weekend.
Koppel spoke with Hannity in a CBS Sunday Morning segment about political polarization and alternate universes of facts in America.The veteran newsman showed clips of Hannity and Rush Limbaugh as well as left-wing comedians like John Oliver and Stephen Colbert as examples of media figures who are driving the country further and further apart.
But Hannity one of President Trumps biggest boosters at the conservative news network got some harsh truths delivered straight to him by Koppel in an interview.Koppel was unmoved by Hannity's argument that Americans are smart enough to tell the difference between news and opinion shows.
Do you think were bad for America? You think Im bad for America? Hannity asked.Yeah, Koppel calmly told him.
He noted that Hannity is very good at what he does and continued his argument after calling out Hannity for repeatedly interrupting him.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ted-koppel-tells-sean-hannity-bad-america-article-1.3009777
I like that one! Ah, I miss the old Whose Line Is It Anyway. But there is one more crazy Fox News story I have to mention. You know last week, we mentioned that Sean Hannity pulled a gun on Fox News token liberal Juan Williams, and immediately dismissed it as fake news. Well, this week Williams fired back with this:
It was evident that Fox News Juan Williams was getting ready to implode as he watched his 'The Five' in an alternate state of reality. Too many times my Panamanian compatriot seemed to forget who journalists serve. He did not, today.
https://egbertowillies.com/2017/03/21/fox-news-juan-williams-lost-co-hosts/
[font size="8"]Alex Jones[/font]
Time once again to ask:
This week: Pizzagate. How is this still a thing? So this week Alex Jones himself admitted that his own fake news story Pizzagate you know the claim that Hillary Clinton and John Podesta staged a campaign event at a Washington DC pizza parlor called Comet Ping Pong that was allegedly running in its basement, a child sex slavery ring while horrifying - was nothing more than a steaming pile of bullshit. But that didnt stop this from happening:
During the presidential campaign, many outrageous conspiracy theories popped up on social media and alt-right sites. Some of these stories came from Russia and some came from Hillary haters just spreading fake news. But wherever they started, Trump supporters latched on like a dog with a bone.
One of those fake stories was Pizzagate. The theory was that Hillary and John Podesta were running a child sex ring out of a D.C. pizza joint. Because of that absurd story a man drove across the country and showed up at the pizza place with a loaded gun to save the children.
And believe it or not some of Trumps supporters still believe this nonsense is real.
One of the Kings of the alt-right movement, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, came out this weekend and apologized for pushing the fake Pizzagate story. But apparently that didnt faze the true believers.
http://mindy-fischer-writer.com/2017/03/insane-righties-protesting-d-c-pizzagate-investigation-yes-seriously/?utm_content=bufferb8dd5&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Really? You have to bring actual children into a fake news story about fake child abuse? Wouldnt that count as fake child abuse? And you know, child abuse is nothing to joke about especially when theres an actual child abuse conspiracy going on at Penn State University.
The scandals overall cost to the school has reached at least $237 million, including a recent $12 million verdict in the whistleblower and defamation case brought by former assistant coach Mike McQueary, whose testimony helped convict Sandusky in 2012.
The university has settled with 33 people over allegations they were sexually abused by Sandusky, and has made total payments to them of $93 million.
http://www.salon.com/2017/01/07/penn-state-abuse-scandal-costs-approach-a-quarter-billion/
But a bullshit conspiracy will forever live on because, bullshit. But even Alex Jones admitted that this whole story is a steaming load of bullshit, and we can thank Wikileaks for that. But of course republicans dont take the blame for any of the havoc they caused. Instead they blame on yep you guessed it the evil liberals. Because even though we saw this story as a steaming load of bullshit first republicans are the party of we take no responsibility.
On December 4, Edgar Maddison Welch entered Comet Ping Pong during business hours while wielding an assault weapon to self-investigate the false conspiracy theory that the restaurant was helping the campaign of Hillary Clinton traffic children. After patrons and employees fled, Welch fired several shots. On March 24, The Washington Post reported that Welch had pleaded guilty to two violations of federal and local gun laws.
The New York Times interviewed Welch several days after the shooting, and he told the paper that he was a listener of Jones show and that Jones touches on some issues that are viable, but that sometimes Jones goes off the deep end. The criminal complaint against Welch alleged that he shared a YouTube video with the message Watch PIZZAGATE: The Bigger Picture. Alex Jones website Infowars published a December 1 article with the headline Pizzagate: The Bigger Picture which included an Infowars YouTube video.
https://mediamatters.org/blog/2017/03/24/alex-jones-apologizes-pizzagate-coverage-blames-other-media-outlets/215804
And even after a guy shot up the Comet Ping Pong pizza parlor in Washington DC, new threats continued to linger:
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Louisiana-Man-Pleads-Guilty-to-Threatening-DC-Pizzeria-410617335.html
And you know the right loves to make false flag arguments. Hell, conspiracy theory radio wouldnt exist without a false flag argument about something the evil liberals did every single day! Even Alex Jones himself admitted that his own conspiracy was a false flag:
In fact, Alex Jones promoted the Pizzagate conspiracy theory on his radio show, urging his listeners to go investigate it for yourself. Jones urged his audience to go to the report, Pizzagate Is Real, and stated Somethings going on. Somethings being covered up. It needs to be investigated:
Infowars has additionally published articles headlined Pizzagate: The Mysterious Death Of A Human Trafficking Investigator, and Pizzagate Is Global.
One week after Jones promoted the pizzagate conspiracy, gunman Edgar Welch told The New York Times that he listens to Alex Jones, and reportedly went to Comet Ping Pong with an assault rifle to investigate the conspiracy. Days later, Alex Jones attempted to scrub pizzagate content from his website, and downplayed his role in promoting the conspiracy theory, while stating Welch was an admitted actor, claiming the whole thing is classic scripting. Im not saying its scripted -- it has all the telltale signs, theyve been caught doing it before.
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2017/02/24/infowars-denies-it-promoted-pizzagate-conspiracy-theory-after-deleting-pizzagate-content-its-website/215465v
So even Alex Jones admits that his own bullshit story is bullshit, and scrubbed all of his Youtube videos and deleted everything on Infowars about it. That's not suspicious or anything. Oh and it turns out - *SPOILER ALERT* - Comet Ping Pong didn't even have a basement. Yeah keep doing what you're doing, Infowars fans. Thats enough to make you ask - Pizzagate:
[font size="8"]One Million Moms[/font]
So remember everyones favorite-gay hating organization One Million Moms? Its a group that should really be called 20 douchebags with 1 million e-mail accounts. Because gay-hating homophobe conspiracy theorists thrive on bullshit, theyve railed on everything from Kelloggs cereals to this seemingly innocent Zales ad:
Oh two innocent women who are in love and getting married? NO! Its an evil plot to indoctrinate your children into advancing the homosexual agenda!!! Im sure kids couldnt give less of a fuck about Zales commercials if they tried! And since most kids are smarter than your average One Million Moms member, they would just look at the ad and go oh, two mommies! and carry about their day. Because that is what you should do. I mean if youve got your underwear in a wad over a 30 second clip of a lesbian wedding, Gorsuch yourself. I mean seriously. And you know last season, remember we reported on everyones favorite gay-hating deplorable Bill Donahue railing on the Dan Savage created ABC sitcom The Real ONeals for featuring wait for it a gay character (see: Idiots #19)? And if theres one person on the internet who you dont want to fuck with, its Dan Savage. Just ask Rick Santorum. So in case youre wondering where Im going with this One Million Moms has their collective underwear in a wad over this again, seemingly innocent Disney cartoon featuring - wait for it - a gay moment!
Star vs. The Forces of Evil featured the quiet moment during a montage of diverse kisses among different concert goers ― making it the first same-sex kiss on the Disney channel in an animated cartoon.
And One Million Moms is not happy about it ― and theyre also up in arms about the apparent gay-inclusion in the upcoming Disney Beauty and The Beast film.
In response to the news surrounding both Star vs. The Forces of Evil and Beauty and the Beast, One Million Moms released this statement on their website.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/one-million-moms-gay-kiss_us_58b84043e4b0a8ded67aed3e
And I mean come on, these people have a weird obsession with gay people dont they? Lets take a look at the clip in question. I mean its just an innocent cartoon right?
WRONG!!! This infuriated One Million Moms so much that theyre launching their own animated series:
They wrote: Alerting all parents! In a first for the Disney Channel, a Disney XD show subtly displayed several gay kisses in an episode that aired a couple of days ago.
This is the last place parents would expect their children to be confronted with content regarding sexual orientation. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, and it is becoming extremely common and unnecessary.
Disney has decided to be politically correct versus providing family-friendly entertainment.
Disney has been under pressure from the gay community to portray openly gay relationships in its TV shows and movies.
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/03/01/one-million-moms-furious-about-gay-kissing-in-disney-cartoon-they-definitely-didnt-watch/
And in case youre wondering if this group couldnt be any more despicable than they already are, remember that seemingly innocent Zales ad that I showed you just a few minutes ago? Well, they pulled it, and One Million Moms couldnt be happier (or sadder depending on which way you look at it) :
This week, One Million Moms Director, Monica Cole, emailed a jubilant campaign update to the groups supporters. It said: Victory! A few months ago 1MM contacted Zales urging the jewelry company to remain neutral in the culture war, and we have encouraging news to report.
Zales has removed all of their Love and Pride Collection from Zales.com. The Love and Pride wedding band collection, designed for the LGBTQ community with rainbow and matching bands, is promoting Equality, Diversity, and Unity and celebrating their Love with Pride as stated on their website. It has all been taken down.
This is HUGE! The website is now familyfriendly, but more importantly neutral, which is all 1MM asks. 1MM appreciates Zales taking appropriate action to make this correction.
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/one-million-moms-gleeful-zales/
And while were on the subject, we do have to briefly mention the Beauty And The Beast controversy, and in case youre living under a rock, theres a Beauty & The Beast remake. And its made literally all the money. I said all!!! And this is really only a controversy if youre a batshit crazy right wing religious zealot like Vladimir Putin or Donald Trump. But those that actually saw the movie say its nothing:
Outside of LeFou, there is also a sub-text filled moment during the battle sequence in which the wardrobe (Audra McDonald) dresses three men in women's clothes. Two of them run away in fear, while one appears happier in his new garb. This moment, too, is so quick and insignificant in the greater plot of the movie that many audience members may have missed it.
After the film's big opening weekend, many moviegoers described the controversy as much ado about nothing.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/03/20/beauty-and-the-beast-gay-moment-audience-reaction/99407168/
[font size="8"]Stupidest State Contest Round 9: Florida Vs Texas[/font]
16 states will enter, and only one state will be crowned the new Top 10 Conservative Idiots Stupidest State! If you need a reminder of the conferences, theres the Batshit Conference, the Fiscal Irresponsibility Conference, the Gun Nut Conference, and the Family Values Conference. Last week, Kansas, led by Sam Brownback, easily defeated Donald Trump stage prop Chris Christies New Jersey in what was truly an epic matchup that went into double overtime, but Kansas ultimately prevailed. And the Hateful 8 has been set. Florida. Texas. Missouri. Montana. Tennessee. Alabama. Michigan. Kansas. These are the elite of the idiots! These are the cream of the stupid crop! These are the states that put evil, party loyalty, greed, and corruption above the people and all over everything else. Only one of these will be crowned the new Top 10 Conservative Idiots Stupidest State! Lets get out our brackets, shall we?
[font size="6"]Round 9 (NEIN!!!!) : Batshit Conference Championship: #1 Florida Vs #4 Texas[/font]
[font size="4"]Florida [/font]
We are back to the Sunshine State, folks! You know the Sunshine State has a lot of universities and universities that have teams in the NCAA tournament. That includes FSU, FAU, FL-Miami, Florida State, Florida (Gators), UCF, FIU, Miami-Dade, and FGCU. They are also home to the Orlando Magic, Tampa Bay Rays, Tampa Bay Lightning, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Miami Marlins, Miami Heat, and the Jacksonville Jaguars. So in the last round, Florida Man tweaked out and freaked out, and scored a whopping 60 points all by himself. Can he repeat that feat? Theres no endless supply of Florida Man stories out there. However, one thing we had yet to touch on is Floridas state legislature which is almost as crazy as Florida Man. In fact, Floridas taking Indianas anti-LGBT religious liberties laws and kicking them up a notch!
The legislative proposals would ensure that students could express their religious views in class assignments, on their clothing or jewelry or by praying during the school day, for example.
The legislators say that would prevent incidents such as the one in Broward County in 2014 when a teacher told a 12-year-old boy he could not read the Bible during class reading time. The district superintendent later apologized to the child and his family for what he called an isolated incident.
Supporters of the bills (SB 436 and HB303 ) say such things happen too often because school officials are nervous about appearing to endorse religion.
Read more: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/education/school-zone/os-religious-expression-public-schools-bill-lawmakers-20170316-story.html
Why does that remind me of this clip from the Simpsons?
And speaking of public schools, how do people expect to get into Floridas 100,000+ universities when their public schools are in such shambles? And shambles by the way is a word I never get to use.
State economists made their final estimate last week on money available in the 2017-18 fiscal year for the Public Education Capital Outlay, or PECO, program, which is funded by the gross-receipts tax on utility services, including electricity and communications. They looked at two scenarios: one without bonding and the other with bonds.
With no bonds, the economists estimated PECO would generate $337 million in cash that could be used for projects in the kindergarten-through-12th grade system, state colleges and universities. That funding could be supplemented with other revenue. But if it is not, it will fall short of the $373 million PECO request from state education officials.
Bonding would change all of that. The economists project Florida has the capacity to borrow more than $2.5 billion in the next budget year, although that is a very unlikely scenario.
Read more: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/florida-short-million-for-school-construction-unless-borrows/3f5FHj2A0cU2Y2dIruX6dP/
Florida as you can imagine is also the home of another guy who could lay claim to be a real life Florida Man, and thats Steve Bannon. Yes, the same Steve Bannon is the racist alcoholic uncle who all racist, alcoholic uncles aspire to be, Donald Trumps right hand. And as you can imagine, his place is about as secure as it gets.
Some came from tenants in distress inside the home. Others were placed by neighbors concerned about loud arguing. All reflect back on White House chief strategist Steve Bannon, who rented the house for his most recent ex-wife in 2015 and 2016.
Police reports obtained this week by New Times, which show calls for everything from domestic violence to a stolen gun, are just the latest revelation of Bannon's odd Miami connection. The über-powerful Trump adviser has had a presence here since 2013, when he first rented a home on Opechee Drive for his ex, former Irish model Diane Clohesy. The new records come from a second house, on Onaway Drive, that Bannon rented for Clohesy when the first lease came to an end. Neighbors say Bannon never resided at either home despite listing the addresses as his residence on a voter registration form.
Read more: http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/steve-bannons-miami-house-site-of-repeat-domestic-violence-gun-theft-9206151
I love that scene. And you know Florida is also home to Donald Trumps Mar-A-Lago resort, also known as the White Houses White House. But why are the residents of Palm Beach not exactly welcoming the president with open arms?
Politicians in the area are concerned that the current situation is not fiscally possible.
Im not sure that anyone understood that when the president referred to Mar-a-Lago as the Southern White House he really intended to visit almost every week, Rep. Theodore E. Deutch, a Democrat who represents Palm Beach. There are a lot of people who come to Palm Beach County over the entire winter to enjoy the weather and enjoy the golfing.
When the president chooses to do the same thing, it raises a whole host of other issues, he added.
www.salon.com/2017/03/20/president-trumps-visits-to-mar-a-lago-are-hurting-the-palm-beach-economy/
But we cant do Florida again without mentioning the one, the only Florida Man. If Florida Man were a real person, hed probably be dead by now. I could literally sit here and post a thousand pages of Florida Man stories and theyd all be crazy. And theyd all be hilarious. And theyre all real! These things really happened! So heres a few that we happened to miss.
Oh not the puppy!!!!! I mean come on, if you get shot by your own dog, thats on you. But what other bizarre Florida stories have happened lately? How about the guy who called 911 to say hes very high? Yes this actually happened!
According to NWF Daily News, a 35-year-old man in Holt, Fla., called 911 and made an odd admission. The mans 911 call led authorities to his home where they say he told Okaloosa County Sheriffs Office deputies that he was very high on methamphetamines, according to NWF Daily News. He also informed them that he had more meth on him.
He was arrested and charged with drug possession and possession of paraphernalia.
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-calls-911-say-very-high/UW4TaTifhRKqy2Q0xwvhbN/
Or how about the guy who threw an ax at his own father? I mean seriously, WTF Florida?
Austin Odom, 26, faces a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.
Odom's 47-year-old father told deputies that he asked his son for some money to buy food, which made Odom angry. He said Odom slapped a $100 bill onto the counter, grabbed an ax and chopped the bill in half.
Herrin said Odom then threw the ax at his father, who ducked and put his hands up to protect himself.
Read more: http://www.local10.com/news/crime/florida-keys-man-throws-ax-at-father-deputies-say
[font size="4"]Texas [/font]
Next up is the return of the Lone Star State, Texas. Texas is the largest state in the union and has one of the largest economies in the United States. Texas is the home of barbecue. It is also the home of lots of universities including Baylor, Texas A&M, University Of Texas, Texas Tech, Southern Methodist, UT Arlington, Rice University, I could go on and on. Texas is also the home of lots of pro sports teams including the Dallas Cowboys, Texas Rangers, Dallas Mavericks, Dallas Stars, Houston Texans, Houston Astros, and the San Antonio Spurs. But lets talk about Texas A&M. They recently made history by electing an openly gay man as the schools student body chair:
Bobby Brooks, a junior from Belton studying economics, will lead A&M's student body, a milestone for the rural campus better known for its love of tradition than for its embrace of progressive social issues.
"I was an Aggie from the first day that I was born, there was no choice about it," Brooks told The Battallion, A&M's student paper. "My sexuality was a non-issue in terms of selecting Texas A&M as a university because I knew what this university could offer."
He ran on a platform of improving diversity issues at A&M, boosting student services, keeping costs low and improving relationships with faculty members.
Read more: http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Openly-gay-junior-to-be-Texas-A-M-student-body-11014319.php
Which we applaud the Texas A&M board for taking a bold stand on civil rights. But then again, we have to remind you that Texas is also the home of this guy:
Yes thats former governor Rick Perry on Dancing With The Stars. The guy who couldnt name 3 branches of government he wanted to cut, heading a branch he wanted to cut. And Rick Perry is *BACK* in the news and he cant help but wonder about a particular election and whether or not it was rigged.
Former Texas Gov. Perry said he was "deeply troubled by the conduct of A&M's administration and Student Government Association" in an op-ed published online Wednesday by the Houston Chronicle following the disqualification of candidate Robert McIntosh.
The opinion piece -- which described A&M allowing an election to be "stolen -- garnered attention from media across the country, including The Washington Post and CNN. The Dallas Morning News was quick to point out that McIntosh's mother, Alison, is a Dallas-based Republican fundraiser whose other children are featured in Facebook photographs with Perry.
Before the student-led panel at Texas A&M made its election night ruling in February, the final vote count had McIntosh with 51 percent compared to his closest opponent, Bobby Brooks at 49 percent, according to SGA documents. The difference between the two was 262 ballots in the election that drew more than 12,100 students to vote in that race.
Read more: http://www.theeagle.com/news/local/perry-questions-election-of-first-openly-gay-texas-a-m/article_23a7ddaf-9dd2-57e4-9798-fca3e4df90c8.html
Really, Rick? Thats what youre going after? Student body president elections? All of our problems have been solved? As the EPA head you solved climate change and the Flint toxic water crisis? No? Well fuck you then! If youre so concerned about rigged elections, why dont you start with the one in the fucking White House? Thank you! Moving on, theres so much more we can talk about Texas. In case youre wondering exactly how corrupt the Texas business environment is, I give you the case of an owner who spent money meant for taxes on personal travel and his ranch:
According to documents filed with the court, Richard Floyd Tatum Jr., 57, owned Associated Marine & Industrial Staffing Inc. (AMI), an industrial staffing company that provided temporary labor to businesses in Texas and other states. Tatum employed approximately 1,000 people to include internal employees, who worked for AMI, and external employees, who AMI assigned to work on-site at client locations. Tatum was responsible for collecting, accounting for and paying over to the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) the payroll taxes withheld from AMIs employees wages. Tatum exercised significant control over AMIs finances to include entering into contracts, signing checks, to include payroll, and deciding which creditors to pay. Tatum also signed and filed AMIs employment tax returns.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/texas-business-owner-pleads-guilty-not-paying-approximately-18-million-employment-taxes
And by the way, would you be surprised that when Texas was upholding Donald Trumps illegal, immoral, unconstitutional, and international treaty violating travel ban, that the meetings didnt go well?
We had a briefing that we could expect a big operation, agents coming in from out of town, that it was going to be a specific operation, and at least it was related to us in that meeting that it was the result of the sheriffs new policy that this was going to happen, Austin said.
My understanding, what was told to us, is that one of the reasons that happened was because the meetings that had occurred between the (ICE) field office director and the sheriff didnt go very well, he said.
Read more: http://www.mystatesman.com/news/judge-ice-said-austin-raid-was-because-sanctuary-policy/dHWeSUd7nyp0XPJ6HcW8NP/
And then theres even more than that. In case youre wondering if the Texas state legislature couldnt possibly be any more evil, I give you this:
Sen. Brandon Creighton, the bill's author, revised the legislation after numerous media reports said a bill to ban "wrongful birth" lawsuits would allow doctors to lie to their patients. The new language doesn't relieve doctors of their duties under "any other applicable law."
Creighton, R-Conroe, told lawmakers Monday that existing laws protect parents from doctors who fail to tell them the truth, so they could file negligence or malpractice claims instead.
"This in no way allows them to get out from under their current duty or standard of care," he said. "They fall under all applicable laws that are currently on the books for any bad-actor scenario."
Read more: http://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas-legislature/2017/03/20/senate-oks-bill-protect-doctors-tell-womenabout-fetal-disabilities
And their bathroom bill promises to be worse than North Carolinas. I mean come on, do they want the TSA from South Park to be a reality?
Our LGBTQ-plus family is under attack, again, and it is not OK, actress Sara Ramirez, known for a longtime role on the Greys Anatomy TV drama, told the crowd on the Capitols south steps.
Loving thy neighbor as thyself means making sure all Texans have equal rights and the same access to bathrooms, Ramirez said.
A similar advocacy day in 2015 drew about 80 participants to the Capitol. But Lt. Gov. Dan Patricks quest to crack down on transgender-friendly bathroom policies, begun about a year ago, sparked a surge of interest in fighting for equal rights for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Texans, said Chuck Smith, executive director of Equality Texas.
Read more: http://www.mystatesman.com/news/rally-draws-000-transgender-bathroom-bill-opponents/TepgnGaZet3aLtJ7BKh4PI/
And since we like to end on the lighter side, we here at the Top 10 would like to remind you that not all crazy happens in Florida. Sure theyre responsible for a good 93% (+- 7% margin of error), but not all crazy comes from Florida. Theres plenty of good old fashioned crazy in Texas.
SAN ANTONIO A man dropped his pants at the Alamo on Saturday then rode a stick pony and swung a rubber chicken, and it almost got him arrested.
Performance artist and self-proclaimed clown Matthew Silver, 38, shared footage of the weekend incident on his Facebook page, when he dropped trou to show off his tight-fitting "Speedo" underwear.
The thick-bearded, shirtless man then grabbed a stick pony and rubber chicken and proceeded to say to the camera, Im at the Alamo! Im at the Alamo!
The Facebook video has more than 28,100 views as of Tuesday morning.
Read more: http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Video-Alamo-Rangers-detain-man-underwear-pony-11017106.php
[font size="4"]And The Winner Is [/font]
Oh my god!!!! Holy shit!!!! Florida man attempted to score a basket by bouncing off a trampoline and pulling a Michael Jordan, and crashed into the glass and fell on the floor! Hes bleeding everywhere, folks! Oh the humanity!
And this is a shocker! Florida has lost! With their star player out for the forseeable future unless he takes crystal meth (which is strictly forbidden by NFFSA rules, though like steroids in baseball, overlooked if used) , Florida is out. Texas shocks Florida! And they will advance to the Final Four. Final score 83 75. I tell you folks, anything can happen in this tournament, and we literally witnessed a bloodbath! Just look at the shocked faces on the kids in the audience! Some parents in the audience are going to have some splainin to do, am I right? This is the exact same stunt that cost Florida the tournament last year, I mean fool me once shame on you. But this is Florida were talking about. Next week, were going back to the Family Values Conference. Alabama. Tennessee. This is for all the LGBT bigotry and hypocrisy!
[font size="8"]And now this:[/font]
[font size="8"]CLUTCH[/font]
Ladies and gentlemen, this music will grow hair on your knuckles. Playing their song A Quick Death In Texas (speaking of Texas!), from their album Psychic Warfare, available everywhere music is sold, please welcome the one, the only CLUTCH!
Yeah how about that?
See you next week!
irisblue
(32,975 posts)niyad
(113,315 posts)underpants
(182,811 posts)32,000. Each day. Every day. And NOTHING is wasted. They'd package the squeal if they could.
It's true. You can look it up.
countingbluecars
(4,766 posts)tblue37
(65,371 posts)the name of and now is the head of.
About this phrasing by Devin Nunes:
That is self-contradictory. We say, "I think," when we believe something to be true but are not quite sure of it! Is he trying to compete with Palin and Trump in the Wird Salad Tournament?
malaise
(269,004 posts)Still reading
Initech
(100,076 posts)But there's so much news that it's hard to contain it all!
Way too good
Gabi Hayes
(28,795 posts)gotta get me some of this
or one of those first lady coins.....very tasteful!
Initech
(100,076 posts)Might be one of my best yet!
I wish I could find some cheesy QVC background music to go with it!
Gabi Hayes
(28,795 posts)way through
I is impressed!
the melania coin was the top!
btw, how STUPID is she? did you see her trying to figure out how to talk and look at the prompters tonight?
wonder how hard he had to strangle her to get her to do this
Initech
(100,076 posts)And that is a disturbing thought. Not going there!