Teabaggers won't like Canada, so here's another place they may fit right in at:

[boxman15]

[treestar]

1. That is great!

Sounds just right for the wing nuts!

[permatex]

2. Perfect. LOL

[Auggie]

3. Heh ...

[Kaleko]

21. Ditto.

[surrealAmerican]

4. Just one correction:

"Dominate religious focus" should probably be "predominantly religious focus" or something similar. Otherwise, great list. k & r

[boxman15]

5. I noticed that too.

It's not my list, I've just seen it passed around on Twitter. Otherwise, I'd fix it in a heartbeat.

[progressoid]

19. Also says "Canada has socialized medicine too"

"Canada has socialized medicine too"


No matter how they want to spin it, our medicine is not socialized.

[Kalidurga]

6. So why don't all fundies get along?

they all seem to have the same goals just a different title for their authoritarian master who won't hesitate to smite them if they step out of line.

[patrice]

14. 1+ Good question.

[intheflow]

31. "My God is a Mighty God."

"Your god is not the real God."

[heaven05]

38. god?

when it comes to god, I'm taking a wait and see attitude. faith is just a word. religion is an abusive tool used by control freaks on the 99%. and, oh yeah, you haven't left yet?

[HopeHoops]

7. I'll buy their plane tickets.

[amerciti001]

17. let them buy their own tickets out...

and denounce their citizenship as well...,

Don't go away mad; Just go away...
This Country will be better off without them anyway.

[HopeHoops]

24. That was sort of the point - "Yeah, go ahead and leave!"

We'll be better off, as you said.

[geckosfeet]

8. Yeah. Well I think they are planning on sending the military there anyway.

Maybe they can all join up and get a free close up tour of the middle east - including Iran.

[alfredo]

11. That's what Adelson wants. I'm sure Romney knows exactly what Sheldon Adelson wants.

[zbdent]

9. Don't forget the Male-dominated society ...

[MineralMan]

10. Heck, all they'd have to do is convert to Islam.

Same deity, but without Jesus, the hippy, telling everyone about peace and love. Islam is just what they're looking for, I think.

[SunSeeker]

12. K&R

[Martin Eden]

13. Unfortunately they'll stay here and keep trying to transform America into Iran. n/t

[amerciti001]

20. Unfortunately, we the people...

will not allow that. This is a Democracy and as such freedom abounds. Now if they might think that they want to live in a Theocracy or as such, then there is plenty of other countries on this planet that will welcome them there. Iran anyone.

[Martin Eden]

29. Fortunately, you mean

I said they'd try, but I agree they won't succeed.

[frogmarch]

15. haha, great list!

I agree that "dominate" with "predominately," though. Also, the apostrophe doesn't belong in "tattoos."

[amerciti001]

16. That's why I say that they are...

un-American, because of their attitude towards this Democracy. They really do advocate-No Freedom.
So, if all of these people want out of this Democracy in which America is all about, pack your bags and don't worry about saying -bye. Just leave US freedom loving People alone and go to any other Country that fits your ideology of what Government should be, like Iran, or if you really want small or limited Government, try Somalia, no gun control there!?!?

[Kennah]

28. My mind went to Somalia at first

[rollin74]

18. so true

Iran would be paradise for teabaggers

[HughBeaumont]

22. Subtract two or three of those, and you pretty much got America.

[Auggie]

23. +1

[McCamy Taylor]

25. Perfect!

[lunasun]

26. AMERICA 2012 - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT

and I do hope they leave soon one way or another

[tclambert]

27. I was gonna guess Somalia, where a man has the freedom to live as a pirate . . .

though he does run the risk of getting shot in the head by a Navy Seal.

[TahitiNut]

34. Piracy is the ultimate in "free enterprise" and "privatization."

Indeed, The Somali 'pirates' are, in effect, privateers ... since they operate with the effective sanction of the Somali government.

Educational note: A 'privateer' was merely a pirate operating with a Letter of Marque ... authorization by some government to prey upon that country's 'enemies.'

[Auntie Bush]

30. Sounds like they might fit right in there. Let's chip in and buy them some one way tickets.

[DesertRat]

32. Excellent n/t

[berni_mccoy]

33. One big teabagger negative: socialized military

Everyone in Iran must serve 2 years in the military, no exceptions. Teabaggers are all talk, but when it actually comes to putting their own ass on the line... they are the first to find an excuse to get out of it.

[uponit7771]

35. Iran has a form of universal health care

[santamargarita]

36. I'll say it again - GET THE FUCK OUT!

[cpwm17]

37. Iran doesn't have a large military or conduct aggressive wars

They may be happier in the US.