Today was Golf outing #14

[malaise]

all on Groper Don the Con's properties.

Go figure

[Grassy Knoll]

1. At Least He's Creating Jobs......

...For Caddies.

[underpants]

2. Al Franken

In Tom Davis's autobiography (good read) he tells a story about Franken working as a caddy in the summer during his Harvard years.

Franken is caddying for a guy having the worst round of golf in his life. He's horrible and miserable. Caddies tend to be emotional punch bags - I'm guessing, I've never played a round with a caddy.

So the guy hits yet another bad shot and that's it for him.
He turns around and SCREAMS at Franken "You've gotta be the worst %]*{+{+*{^{ caddy in the world!!!!"
Franken deadpan replies "That....would be too much of a coincidence."

[Grassy Knoll]

3. Lol..

Al Franken

[underpants]

4. One more

This is funny just because we all know what Franken looks like but the picture alone (below) makes it funnier.

Franken and Davis were playing a review in Vegas. The casino took them out to see Robert Goulet's show (he was very nice) and backstage in walks John Davidson. Franken walks up to Davidson and deadpans "You'd be surprise how often people come up to me on the street and tell me how much I look like you"