President Xi awkward moment prediction thread

[True Dough]

We've seen the ridiculous handshakes...




We've seen the "Oh, are you still here" moments...





So what's it going to be with Chinese President Xi Jinping? Will the Donald spit at him over accusations of currency manipulation, trade surpluses and encroachment in the South Pacific? Will Drumpf call him a derogatory name? Slap him on the back? Put his arm around President Xi in a phony "palsy" display?

[Vinca]

1. Don will bring his fingers up to his eyes and make a Chinese face at Xi.

Xi will then give the secret signal that nukes Mar-a-Lago.

[rgbecker]

2. It will be a handshake related gaff. He hasn't learned a thing.

The guy was taught, probably by his father, that a strong/take control handshake is the way show your strength, especially if you have small hands. He wouldn't shake Merkels' cause she is a woman and was probably waiting for it. Might have gone badly. Very bad. Better act like he never heard the request.

[EarlG]

3. Maybe he'll do something like this

[shenmue]

4. Trip and fall

[True Dough]

5. We can only hope!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Trump asks how much to tip him.

And whether he included the extra quart of fried rice he asked for.

[True Dough]

7. That's not beyond "the Don"

If he likes his steaks over-cooked and smeared in ketchup, I can only imagine how he prefers his fried rice.

[MineralMan]

8. General Tso's Chicken.

He'll probably say that he loves it. Or Sweet and Sour Pork.