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Donald (Developer of designer colostomy bags) Trump is thinking: "Okay, so they start talking about collusion between my associates and Russia. . . . . I bomb Syria. . . . Then they say they have indisputable proof of such collusion. . . . We get a week's coverage of The Mother of All Bombs in Afghanistan. . . . So when they find the collusion was at my direction, . . . Hell, there goes North Korea. . . . And when they find out . . . Well, I got at least two dozen more countries on my list."
randome
(34,845 posts)"..."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]
underpants
(182,826 posts)Oh yes you did.
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]
skip fox
(19,359 posts)"Damn. . . It's really hard to find a time and place to 'exercise my pleasure,' as my father used to put it, with all these Secret Service types about all the time."
Johonny
(20,851 posts)(Trump) Well, it was a tough call. I was sitting there ruining my golfing trip by doing business. I do that. I work while I'm on vacation. This is a tough job. People don't know that. You never hear that. You have to work. I toughed this one out and I worked, hard, all the time. I was sitting there with the President of China. His name is she, but he's not a girl. We all called him she the whole weekend. I made a few jokes about Pence not being able to eat with a strange she, but she never got the joke. The Chinese don't get bigly humor. So then this chocolate cake comes out. A great cake. At lot of chocolate, a lot of cream, not too much frosting. People over do the frosting, like you wouldn't believe. It has three layers. You know a three layer cake with the three layers and frosting in-between. There weren't flowers on the cake. She probably would have liked flowers, but I'm a tough negotiator so no flowers on the cake. One of the best cakes I've ever eaten. I can't wait until next Thursday when I go back on vacation. I hope there's more cake.
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]
skip fox
(19,359 posts)if he keeps channeling Trump that precisely he might get "stuck." Just like when your mother told you not to cross your eyes. I am grateful he doesn't listen, but worry about his long-term sanity.
randome
(34,845 posts)I dread thinking we may have 'Trump-speak' long after he's gone.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]
Johonny
(20,851 posts)has doomed us to a generation of politicians that just blather at us and the media pretending that they just said something profound.