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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSay what? . . . Please come CAPTION Wolf Blitzer and Jason Chaffetz!!!
Wolf ("I'm so much a gentleman, I get out of the shower to p*ss" Blitzer is saying: You mean to tell our viewers that you are getting out of Congress not to avoid the trouble you see coming concerning the Russian-Trump investigation as Chairman of the House Oversight Committee, but simply to spend more time with your family? . . . You expect our viewer to believe that?"
Jason ("Wherever it may lead, except maybe. . . ." Chaffetz is just about say: "No, Wolf, but it's not just that. . . . I've got a whole lot of friends and neighbors back in Utah that I feel an urgent need to reconnect with. . . . Why only last year I had to miss my middle school janitor's retirement party. . . . And my best friend from grade school is thinking of opening up a muffler shop, and I want to be there for opening day, . . . I wanta be there for him. . . . It's so much more than just family! . . . I'm sure your viewers can understandd that!"
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Above CAPTION based on the lively speculations of Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks, clip posted on DU):
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017434898
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]
skip fox
(19,359 posts)It was a decent joke, if unintended.
Good eye.
JHan
(10,173 posts)thanks. lol
randome
(34,845 posts)Wolf: No.
Chaffetz: Wolfie, I work on the intelligence committee. Because of that, I have learned some very disturbing things. For instance, did you know that the human body creates 300 billion new cells each day? Where do they go? How do they find jobs? There are no easy answers, Wolfie, and I can't depend on Democrats to help so I'm quitting my day job and going back to helping my wife evaluate breasts for signs of cancer. It's my way of giving back to the community. At last I can get a firm grip on problem areas and...and...oh, am I on CNN?
[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]
underpants
(182,806 posts)And then it just kept getting better
Snarkoleptic
(5,997 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)"If I sit here, all proper and lifelike, I might fool them into believing I'm human. Blink now, not too fast...slowly...slowly...I can do this. I'm squinting my eyes too much, I know I am. What did he ask? Concentrate..."
Wolf- "Mr. Chaffetz, can you answer the question, please? Sir?"
skip fox
(19,359 posts)I mean that in a good way. The best.
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)Just have a weird brain.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Chaffetz would be perfect for this one.
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)Yes.
underpants
(182,806 posts)Wolf: look, I'm a TV news personality. I'm going to sit here and read whatever comes up on the TelePrompTer. I don't spend every night up in the ewok village in the trees getting shaved down to just do your laundry.
Chaffetz: oh crap. I wasn't supposed to mention anything related to "laundering". My handler is going to be sooooo mad.