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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Great "Dumbing-Up"! . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carson!!!
Tucker ("Diapers are simply practical" Carlson is thinking: "Now I'll be able to put my patented look to good use. . . . Hell, I've been practicing it since before I can remember. . . . My mom was always giving me pills and making me watch hours and hours of t.v. . . . She used to say I looked smartest when I was quietest, . . . like after pills in front of the t.v. . . . Now I can bring my smart look to Fox's greatest prime time hour. . . . I hope they'll provide me with a drool bucket. . . . Otherwise I'll have to carry the one from home."
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The Great "Dumbing-Up"! . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carson!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Apr 2017
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CurtEastPoint
(18,652 posts)1. Frozen dinner heir. Another spoiled rich boy. Go eat a Swanson's, Fucker.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)2. Tucker is saying:
"Others may have perfected the shit-eating grin, but I created the simian glaze."
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)3. Dumber than dirt.
And fragile as a snowflake. How on earth do they expect him to last?
skip fox
(19,359 posts)4. Tucker is thinking:
"Wow. . . . Those fruit-flavored suppositories are really kicking in."