Tea Party Logic: Bambi + Bison = End of America

[spedtr90]

From the website of Krayton Kerns - Montana State Representative, aka The Conservative Cow Doctor. "Liberalism is a disease from which you can be cured. Trust me, I’m a doctor!"

The doctor explains how America's freedom will be slaughtered. See the link for the details of each step, but really, it never gets any saner. People actually elected this man..that's crazier than he is.


"Step One: Whether Walt Disney was a cause or an effect is uncertain, but his personification of animals allowed activists to gift Bambi rights equal to those endowed us by our Creator. ..."

"Step Two: Fully indoctrinated Americans have deemed YNP bison as a genetically pure mascot worthy of worship as the golden calf...."

"Step Three (Prediction): Like clockwork, YNP bison will overpopulate and escape their temporary home and within a decade, there will be thousands of bison ravaging The Breaks. ....."

Step Four (Prediction): The world’s economy will grind to a halt due to instability in the Middle East driving the price of gasoline over $25 per gallon....."


http://www.kraytonkerns.org/postings/the_patriot_jump.html

[Wounded Bear]

1. Makes sense to me.......

to me.......(hic)

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to me.......(hic)

to me.......

[Angry Dragon]

2. Another of Satan's minions heard from

[Chorophyll]

3. I think this guy's wife ran off with a bison, or something.

I mean, he seems deeply hurt.

[malthaussen]

4. But if the bison overpopulate, won't that give us lots more fertilizer and natural gas? n/t

[onethatcares]

6. and bison burgers,

yumm

[underseasurveyor]

5. Not everyone believes in your creator dipstick.

And your 'creator' is no better and no more important than mine. So there

[Scootaloo]

7. Where do the underwear gnomes figure into this ingenious plan?

[47of74]

10. The nearest airport bathroom stall.

[Motown_Johnny]

8. So, until the bison are roaming free and gas is above $20/gal everything is good.

I'll worry when the predictions start to come true, and not until.

[HopeHoops]

9. I just KNEW it. I just KNEW it! Damn Bambi - where the hell is Godzilla when you need him?

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. Oh, Give Me a Home Where the Buffalo Roam,

and I'll show you a Marxist hellhole where godless animal worshippers allow right-thinking patriots to be trampled under the hooves of oil-grabbing quadrupeds. The only good bison is a dead one, drowned in an all-American tarpit, I tell ya! And you know who's really behind this? Those goddamn prairie dogs, that's who. They stand there, nibblin' things, with them little beady eyes ... they're plottin', I know it. That's what those sounds are ...