Here's another LTTE posted for your comments & critiques before submission.

[Jackpine Radical]

(And no, I don't claim the idea is original with me.)

So you say you hate the way Obama and his socialist Democrats are ruining this country because they want to take away your guns and force socialized medicine down your throat and make you pay for public schools that teach unGodly nonsense like evolution and climate-change theory. You resent having to pay for the care and sustenance of people too disabled to work, and hate having the DNR tell you what, when and where you can hunt. You want to run your business without troublesome regulations getting in your way.

If this is you, then I come bearing great news indeed. There exists a libertarian Utopia where there are no gun laws, no hunting rules, no socialized medicine, no public schools, no welfare bums, no intrusive regulations on business, no Draconian environmental restrictions and, in fact, no overpaid, parasitic government workers of any sort. It’s really quite a wonderful place with a healthy, warm, dry climate and a completely free-market policy with regard to private enterprises of every sort.

Is it hard to emigrate there? Not at all. They welcome newcomers with open (and often loaded) arms. Where is this paradise of free enterprise? Well, you may already have heard of it but not realized all that it offers to right-thinking freedom-seekers such as you.

The name of the place is Somalia.

[pacalo]

1. It's excellent!

[nobodyspecial]

2. Zing!