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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Allow Me, a Simple English Major, to Decode FBI Director Comey's Goodbye Letter"
To all:
I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all.
Im not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed.
I hope you wont either.
I DIDNT EVEN ACTUALLY GET TO SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE I WAS SHOVED OUT LIKE A GODDAMNED PARIAH WHO HAD PISSED IN H.R.S COFFEE SO FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW POST IT ON FREAKIN FACEBOOK SO THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER SEES IT PRINT OUT COPIES AND DROP THEM FROM OUR STEALTH SPY AIRPLANES OVER THE AMBER FIELDS OF AMERICA MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
IM OFFICIALLY NAILING THIS SHIT TO THE CHURCH DOOR LIKE MARTIN LUTHER
IM OFFICIALLY NAILING THIS SHIT TO THE CHURCH DOOR LIKE MARTIN LUTHER
I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all.
IN CASE ITS NOT PERFECTLY CLEAR IM THE LATTER CASE YALL OR ELSE I WOULDNT HAVE MENTIONED IT
Im not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed.
YEAH IM NOT GONNA GO INTO IT HERE BECAUSE H.R.S LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER BUT THE FACT THAT I MENTION THE DECISION IS MEANT TO BE A BIG RED FLAG CALLING YOUR ATTENTION TO SHITBAG TRUMPS SHITBAG DECISION
AND THE FACT THAT I ALSO MENTION THE WAY IT WAS EXECUTED IS MEANT TO REMIND YOU THAT THAT MOTHERFER DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BASIC RESPECT TO CALL ME OR LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN HE FIRED ME LISTEN FRIENDS WE TREAT FBI TRAINEES BETTER WHEN WE CATCH THEM DOING SILENCE OF THE LAMBS COSPLAY IN THE QUANTICO DORMS AT NIGHT
LISTEN FRIENDS ENTRY-LEVEL TEMPS GET BETTER TREATMENT THAN YOUR MAN HERE WHO DEDICATED DECADES OF HIS LIFE TO KEEPING THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY SAFE WHILE TRUMP LIVED IN A GOLDEN TOWER HOSTING REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS AND GRABBING PUSSIES YOU BEST BELIEVE YOU BETTER SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME THINKING ABOUT HOW THIS WAS HANDLED EVEN TOTAL FAILURES GET A HEADS-UP FIRST AND IM STILL WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT SEVERANCE FROM H.R.
I hope you wont either.
I HOPE YOU WILL[
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"Allow Me, a Simple English Major, to Decode FBI Director Comey's Goodbye Letter" (Original Post)
ehrnst
May 2017
OP
The punctuation makes me doubt the English major claim, but it's hilarious.
Barack_America
May 2017
#2
PsychoBabble
(837 posts)1. Full thing very funny
Barack_America
(28,876 posts)2. The punctuation makes me doubt the English major claim, but it's hilarious.
Me too!
But still very funny!
TheBlackAdder
(28,205 posts)3. I think the formatting got lost when you posted it. I fixed it for you.
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To all:
I DIDNT EVEN ACTUALLY GET TO SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE I WAS SHOVED OUT LIKE A GODDAMNED PARIAH WHO HAD PISSED IN H.R.S COFFEE SO FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW POST IT ON FREAKIN FACEBOOK SO THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER SEES IT PRINT OUT COPIES AND DROP THEM FROM OUR STEALTH SPY AIRPLANES OVER THE AMBER FIELDS OF AMERICA MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
IM OFFICIALLY NAILING THIS SHIT TO THE CHURCH DOOR LIKE MARTIN LUTHER
I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all.
IN CASE ITS NOT PERFECTLY CLEAR IM THE LATTER CASE YALL OR ELSE I WOULDNT HAVE MENTIONED IT
Im not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed.
YEAH IM NOT GONNA GO INTO IT HERE BECAUSE H.R.S LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER BUT THE FACT THAT I MENTION THE DECISION IS MEANT TO BE A BIG RED FLAG CALLING YOUR ATTENTION TO SHITBAG TRUMPS SHITBAG DECISION
AND THE FACT THAT I ALSO MENTION THE WAY IT WAS EXECUTED IS MEANT TO REMIND YOU THAT THAT MOTHERFER DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BASIC RESPECT TO CALL ME OR LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN HE FIRED ME LISTEN FRIENDS WE TREAT FBI TRAINEES BETTER WHEN WE CATCH THEM DOING SILENCE OF THE LAMBS COSPLAY IN THE QUANTICO DORMS AT NIGHT
LISTEN FRIENDS ENTRY-LEVEL TEMPS GET BETTER TREATMENT THAN YOUR MAN HERE WHO DEDICATED DECADES OF HIS LIFE TO KEEPING THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY SAFE WHILE TRUMP LIVED IN A GOLDEN TOWER HOSTING REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS AND GRABBING PUSSIES YOU BEST BELIEVE YOU BETTER SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME THINKING ABOUT HOW THIS WAS HANDLED EVEN TOTAL FAILURES GET A HEADS-UP FIRST AND IM STILL WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT SEVERANCE FROM H.R.
I hope you wont either.
I HOPE YOU WILL
I DIDNT EVEN ACTUALLY GET TO SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE I WAS SHOVED OUT LIKE A GODDAMNED PARIAH WHO HAD PISSED IN H.R.S COFFEE SO FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW POST IT ON FREAKIN FACEBOOK SO THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER SEES IT PRINT OUT COPIES AND DROP THEM FROM OUR STEALTH SPY AIRPLANES OVER THE AMBER FIELDS OF AMERICA MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
IM OFFICIALLY NAILING THIS SHIT TO THE CHURCH DOOR LIKE MARTIN LUTHER
I have long believed that a President can fire an FBI Director for any reason, or for no reason at all.
IN CASE ITS NOT PERFECTLY CLEAR IM THE LATTER CASE YALL OR ELSE I WOULDNT HAVE MENTIONED IT
Im not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed.
YEAH IM NOT GONNA GO INTO IT HERE BECAUSE H.R.S LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER BUT THE FACT THAT I MENTION THE DECISION IS MEANT TO BE A BIG RED FLAG CALLING YOUR ATTENTION TO SHITBAG TRUMPS SHITBAG DECISION
AND THE FACT THAT I ALSO MENTION THE WAY IT WAS EXECUTED IS MEANT TO REMIND YOU THAT THAT MOTHERFER DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BASIC RESPECT TO CALL ME OR LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN HE FIRED ME LISTEN FRIENDS WE TREAT FBI TRAINEES BETTER WHEN WE CATCH THEM DOING SILENCE OF THE LAMBS COSPLAY IN THE QUANTICO DORMS AT NIGHT
LISTEN FRIENDS ENTRY-LEVEL TEMPS GET BETTER TREATMENT THAN YOUR MAN HERE WHO DEDICATED DECADES OF HIS LIFE TO KEEPING THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY SAFE WHILE TRUMP LIVED IN A GOLDEN TOWER HOSTING REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS AND GRABBING PUSSIES YOU BEST BELIEVE YOU BETTER SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME THINKING ABOUT HOW THIS WAS HANDLED EVEN TOTAL FAILURES GET A HEADS-UP FIRST AND IM STILL WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT SEVERANCE FROM H.R.
I hope you wont either.
I HOPE YOU WILL
.
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)4. Bwahhhhaaaa!!!
And I adore Blackadder!!!
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)5. Brilliant!! Must read, start to finish! Thanks, ehrnst! eom
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)6. I believe the "turbulence" line was a reference to Henry II
And Thomas a Becket. "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"
Also: really funny.
zeusdogmom
(994 posts)7. Just happens to be the 500th anniversary of Luther
nailing his 95 points to the doors of his hometown church in Wittenberg. We all know what that unleashed.