Here's a fun game for everyone to play -- It's the "with few exceptions" game
Make up your own hilarious "exceptions":
I have never been involved in money laundering, with few exceptions.
I have never shot up heroin, with few exceptions.
I have never beaten my children, with few exceptions.
I have never grabbed a woman's pussy, with few exceptions.
I have never committed a felony, with few exceptions.
I have never pissed my pants, with few exceptions.
Vladimir Putin never gave me a reach-around, with few exceptions.
I have never been dishonest in my business dealings, with few exceptions.
I have never lied under oath, with few exceptions (that one provided by Jeff Sessions)
I have never had an extramarital affair, with few exceptions.
I have never farted in church, with few exceptions.
I have never cheated on my tax return, with few exceptions.
I have never stiffed anyone on a bill, with few exceptions.
I have never "drunk tweeted" or "drunk texted", with few exceptions.
Now you try !