Keep The Plane....
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Mr. Trump. Do yourself, do us all, a favor and stay in one of those countries you're planning on visiting. Saudi Arabia seems like a nice choice, but really any of them will do. We know how much you like planes, so why don't you just keep Air Force 1. Just don't fly it back here. Nothing good will come from you returning to the United States. You've already confessed to Obstruction of Justice. You can't borrow a dime from an American bank. We're pretty sure your staff is full of incompetent people who have been compromised by foreign powers. You clearly are not up to the job of President and you're embarrassing yourself and the entire country. As much as I would love to see the Senate tell you "you're fired" after an impeachment hearing, you've already done enough damage to our nation and we don't need any more.
So keep the plane. Its a small price to be paid to be rid of you. Its a great plane. Its a huge plane. Its the best plane there is and it can all be yours. Just stay away from us, because if you come home it won't be pretty. You can probably get your own show on Russian T.V. where Putin can come in every episode and tell you who to fire. It will be great. Just go away and don't come home. Nobody likes you here anymore.
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But that's not all! If you agree to this in the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in matching President & First Lady bathrobes with the Presidential seal embroidered on the front....just add separate shipping and handling.
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wouldn't the "Russian Apprentice" make for a great SNL skit? Trump could have Bannon, Spicer, Comey and whoever else sitting in front of him, Trump goes through his little spiel, then Putin comes into the scene and tells him who is fired.
