I Hate MSNBC (until they say something I like)

[A HERETIC I AM]

"I'm never watching Chris Matthews again"
(Until I hear he defended OBama/Liberalism/Progressiveness)

"I hate (insert pundit here)"
(immediately after they say the ONE FUCKING THING I don't like after saying THOUSANDS of things I did like)




Jesus H. Christ with a Hula Hoop wearing lip gloss.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. I hate golf, I hate golf, NICE SHOT! I love golf.

[cherokeeprogressive]

6. I witnessed a hole in one the other day while driving past our little par 3 up here in Big Bear.

I actually stopped my truck in the middle of the road, got out, and jumped up and down a couple of times. An old guy with a fairway wood. The hole plays to 155 yards.

I have the good fortune of having 6-7 childhood friends as regular golf buddies. We've had a regular foursome at least once a month for about the last 15 years. There's nothing like golfing with friends you've known most of your life... Good Friends, Good Weed, and my Calloways. My wife says I'm a different man when i come home LOL.

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. I'm the same way.

You know why they call it Golf?

Cause "Fuck" and Shit" were taken.


As soon as you hit that dead straight, 275 yarder right down the middle and follow it up with an approach that lands 3 feet from the hole, you remember why you took up the game the first place.

Of course, then I four putt, so there you go.

[CAG]

2. But they don't say something I agree with 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!!! Corporate tools!!!

[randome]

3. TV is so...20th century.

You're bound to come up with logical inconsistencies if you watch programs that excel in that sort of thing.

[rustydog]

4. Thanks for the laugh! By the way, I hate you...until you post another good one!

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. I hate you too, Sweety!

Don't call me sweety, honey.

Is it alright if I call you baby, Darling?


(Sorry...channeling Monty Python)

[cherokeeprogressive]

5. Ha. For DUers this could be a "fill in the blanks" thread.

Lip gloss? Seriously?

Oh hey denbot just finished Phase I training with C.R. England. I bet he'd like to hear from ya. Hope all is well, my friend.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

7. Lip gloss? Seriously?

(shrug)

hey,....some of us are kinda,....endowed,.....ya know?

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Well, it could have been......

"Jesus H. Christ on a Unicycle juggling Hedgehogs" but that was a bit wordy.

I saw Denbot's thread in the lounge the other day;

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018143693

I wish him the best of luck.

Two long days in a row. Just finished a 6 drop load here in Anderson, SC. Head back to Brunswick in the morning to load a 2 way for Asheville and Johnson City. Should be a pretty drive.

Hope you're well and cool.

[AsahinaKimi]

11. HEH!!

"I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, AND I HATE YOU!"

Miyavi!!!