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FBI Director Pedro
Citing difficulties with locating an FBI director to serve in the new Trump administration, Napoleon Dynamite will be working to fastrack Pedro as the new FBI Director. Napoleon went on to mention how Pedro has a sweet bike, and he is really good with hooking up chicks, just like the President.
Trump asked Pedro: "You got my back and everything?", and Pedro replied: "what?". Bannon said, "Nevermind, he will be perfect."
Members from both sides agree that Pedro's platform is fitting for what lies ahead, "Vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true." Nobody else could possibly step into Pedro's shoes right now. Go Pedro!
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