Will Trump's Memorial Day Address include a discussion of how he won the Electoral College vote?

[Miles Archer]

I really am not looking forward to it. If by some miracle he avoids self-promotion, I can already hear his robotic teleprompter tones.

[juxtaposed]

1. it should be great! one of the best speeches ever heard, the greatest.

[Mme. Defarge]

2. Will he acknowledge and honor

the courage and self-sacrifice of the Martyrs of Hollywood Transit Center?

[ProudLib72]

3. I'm surprised I haven't recieved

one of his maps in the mail. What's wrong, Donnie, USPS too unreliable or slow? Nah, I bet he doesn't want to pay the postage.

[dalton99a]

4. He'll lie about HIS sacrifices and all the nasty unfair things he had to endure

[luvMIdog]

5. maybe a speech about his STD avoidance ( so he claims ;) )

[Eyeball_Kid]

6. He'll boast about how he won over the world, that America is back!

Hooray. Ivanka even got a cut of the action. What could go wrong?

Trumpy is a winners/losers kind of guy. Oil soaked fascist Saudis are winners. Europeans, and especially Germans, are losers. Europeans are the snowflake wimps who can't stand up straight. Putin's erect pale white torso riding his horse-- why yes sir! Now there's a winner! Right, Mr. Bluster?

[Historic NY]

7. Why he can't build golf courses in the EU.

[BigmanPigman]

8. I thought I already saw all of the hideous photos of him...

but this is definitely one of the most repulsive I've seen to date. YUK! Even his old man eyebrows are neon- yellow.

[Norbert]

9. And the people bowed and prayed, to the neon god they made

[mahatmakanejeeves]

10. Before of after his take on Rolling Thunder: "Look at all the people who came here to see me"? NT

[Vinca]

11. Maybe he'll discuss his military school experience or his war on STDs.

[Achilleaze]

12. ...and how he scored five fabulous republican Draft Dodger Wins !

[Kaleva]

13. He will wax eloquent about American hero Col. Sanders.

[oberliner]

14. He will be Teleprompter Trump

Real Trump comes out in the tweets, although I'm sure someone will write a Memorial Day statement for him to tweet out.

Edit to Add: Looks like they already gave him the tweet.