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(54,770 posts)iluvtennis
(19,861 posts)tblue37
(65,377 posts)to get him credit for self-effacing humor:
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sfgate.com%2Fpolitics%2Farticle%2FTwitter-loses-its-mind-over-Trump-s-covfefe-11184231.php
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---------UPDATE: At 6:09 a.m. eastern time, President Trump deleted the original covfefe tweet and issued a new tweet, stating: "Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!"----------
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iluvtennis
(19,861 posts)That man isn't deep enough to self efface. Junior staffer fail. Or as twitter would say. "Fail Whale".
matt819
(10,749 posts)Covfefe. We have to find out what's going on there.
forgotmylogin
(7,529 posts)"Someone is trying to wrestle this phone from my hand and the tweet was accidentally sent before I could finish."
I suspect he was intending to write the word "coverage" before he was body checked and tackled to the ground by Ivanka and Jared.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)You're fired!
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)which is why it took 5 hours to call the Russians and ask how to hack into his Twitter account to delete it. Mystery solved!
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Initech
(100,079 posts)underpants
(182,819 posts)tavalon
(27,985 posts)Much like our idiot pResident.
Volaris
(10,271 posts)Covfefe is the great and angry Troll god. Donald Trump has summoned him by saying his name. His Truthoods are false, but his Anger is True. Beware.
Our President is a dumbfuck. That's where we are now.
I'm glad he's being roundly mocked for this, but sad that this is what we have to resort to in order to keep ourselves sane in light of the Republican Party ENABLING this worthless fucker.
But you know what, you gotta covfefe when the covfefe hits the fan. I'm just saying.
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)lapislzi
(5,762 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)yuiyoshida
(41,831 posts)lastlib
(23,238 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)Covfete is the safe word that Putin and Drumpf agreed upon when they first started "wrestling."
It just so happens that one of them was in mid-Tweet when things got a little too rough.
Maraya1969
(22,482 posts)progressoid
(49,991 posts)Thanks for the morning laugh!
ET Awful
(24,753 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Moostache
(9,895 posts)progressoid
(49,991 posts)What does it mean?
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)dae
(3,396 posts)Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,192 posts)underpants
(182,819 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,192 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I am glad we can find some laughter in all this madness!
progressoid
(49,991 posts)James48
(4,436 posts)COVFEFE is ROSEBUD spelled backwards.
stage left
(2,962 posts)in Cyrillic
oswaldactedalone
(3,491 posts)"COVFEFE is ROSEBUD spelled backwards."
Of all the hilarious stuff on this thread, this one tickled my funnybone the most.
Underground-Panther
(23 posts)I got some really funny ones when I put in Donald trump
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MissKat
(218 posts)Guys,
what if the reason this happened is because the Orange One seized up. Seriously, not like a robot, but like a person who is quite ill.
What if they've known all along that the Orange One is seriously damaged, but they thought they could keep him together long enough to get rid of The New Deal and all those Protections for the environment, all those pesky Protections for workers, help for children, aid for the elderly...
what if Mercer and Company financed him, believing they could prop him up and control him...letting the media frenzy over his goofy stuff, while
in the background they destroyed everything standing in the way of enriching the wealthy?
The Orange One looks terrible. His face is bloated, the make-up doesn't hide the dark circles, he walks like someone in pain.
What if the scandal isn't Russia?
What if it's worse?
The GOP KNEW that Ronnie was showing signs of dementia. Didn't stop them. They knew. Remember that.
MrModerate
(9,753 posts)mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)Pence is also willing to do all that you mentioned and more, without all the crazy.
samnsara
(17,622 posts)Danascot
(4,690 posts)caused by DVT on his recent overseas flight. He has a lot of the risk factors.
stage left
(2,962 posts)for hoping at the time that it was, perhaps, his last gasp?
Iplayoneontv
(77 posts)I've wondered about that. I mean honestly it does kid if take a lot of background crap to explain what happened.
zentrum
(9,865 posts)....you people. The Land of Alternative Facts has lots of words you've obviously never heard of.
MrModerate
(9,753 posts)Donnie sure has trumped those losers.
Moostache
(9,895 posts)I'm not saying it was Covfefe....but it was Covfefe...
JoeStuckInOH
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Moostache
(9,895 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)JoeStuckInOH
(544 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)underpants
(182,819 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Gothmog
(145,288 posts)Docreed2003
(16,861 posts)Hilarious! Thanks for this...needed it this am!!
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)lark
(23,102 posts)I just love the creativity and cleverness of progressives.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,739 posts)KewlKat
(5,624 posts)True Dough
(17,305 posts)Dorn
(523 posts)Initech
(100,079 posts)DK504
(3,847 posts)I am Covfefe!!!
lapislzi
(5,762 posts)rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Last edited Wed May 31, 2017, 04:39 PM - Edit history (2)
I'm sure rapper Shad "BowWow" Moss is grateful that he is no longer the leading fool in social media:
rocktivity
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)HockeyMom
(14,337 posts)Covfefe
Saviolo
(3,282 posts)Link to tweet
"The only thing we have to covfefe...is covfefe itselfefefefefe!" - Feferanklin Delanovfefe Roosevfefe
Made me giggle uncontrollably.
underpants
(182,819 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,649 posts)[link:https://m.
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underpants
(182,819 posts)I wish I could do that
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)You CAN!
underpants
(182,819 posts)L. Coyote
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n2doc
(47,953 posts)Thanks
dalton99a
(81,513 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)tavalon
(27,985 posts)Knowing the rules of standup in no way diminishes my enjoyment of same.
worstexever
(265 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Link to tweet
Link to tweet
Link to tweet
MrPurple
(985 posts)Volaris
(10,271 posts)Where, since everyday is worse than the one before, every new day is literally the WORST DAY of his LIFE.
Seriously, he looks like he's about to have a aneurysm...
bora13
(860 posts)Back in the day, a certain millionaire was peed on by a russian hooker nicknamed "fefe."
Therefore, covefefe can only be code for "cover for fefe."
JoeStuckInOH
(544 posts)klook
(12,155 posts)Mosby
(16,317 posts)Its a prison term for a contraption made out of a rolled up sock and rubber glove.
Hand lotion is involved.
underpants
(182,819 posts)Invented in prison, a "Fee Fee" towel folded twice with the open end of a rubber glove sticking out. After being rolled, the end of the glove is then stretched over the top. Then it is finished by pulling a sock over the opposing end to hold the glove in place. Can then be ran under warm water or placed in between mattresses to create a "real life" effect.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/tags.php?tag=fefe
JHan
(10,173 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)AgadorSparticus
(7,963 posts)coeur_de_lion
(3,677 posts)I haven't laughed that hard since January 20.
bucolic_frolic
(43,173 posts)and she's a doll, beautiful, let me tell you.
VWolf
(3,944 posts)(for those who remember)
underpants
(182,819 posts)Read on the Viking vs. Wizard twitter feed.
Yes I remember.