"My sphincter's so tight, when I fart only dogs can hear it.". . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!

[skip fox]

Sean (third mortgage on soul) Hannity is saying: "No President has had to weather such abuse by his critics, not one! . . . All day long, it's 'Russia,' 'Russia,' 'Russia.' . . . That's all they can say, . . . and when there's not one shred of evidence pointing to collusion with the Trump team. . . . And everybody knows that's the same as saying all the evidence points to the fact that there was no collusion whatsoever. . . . Nothing. . . . Nada. . . . End of story! . . . Elementary logic would tell you that!"

[luvMIdog]

1. "In the next life I hope Trump comes back as a sea cucumber and I a fish so I can swim right up his

ass and make myself at home"

[burnbaby]

2. He is still on?

I thought he was fired. Marcia Marcia Marcia that's all I think of when I hear Russia Russia Russia

[forgotmylogin]

3. "And now I commence 24/7 coverage..."

"...If my show doesn't sign off, they can't fire me..."

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Shoring up his golden parachute.

[RKP5637]

5. "Why do I always look so stupid? Try another angle!" n/t

[Oneironaut]

6. "It's good to be reporting from my permanent home - Donald Trump's rectum."

[Johonny]

7. Sure Megyn Kelly is interviewing world leaders and appears to be lapping me as a journalist, but

I got huge guests as well. Next up the guy that makes that delicious chocolate cake at Mar lago.

[skip fox]

8. S.H. is saying:

"Jesus was a great American!"

[Johonny]

9. And next up a man that claims he has proof Hillary Clinton murdered Jesus

but first lets hear from Joe the Plumber...

[gulliver]

10. Leave Donald Alooooone!