ROFLMAO , Teh stupid, it burns!!

[SummerSnow]

Trump wants to testify

[LOL Lib]

1. Please.

Just like he is going to release taxes.

Fuck that clown. He is playing his cult members like a fiddle.

[Phoenix61]

2. Why wouldn't he

You don't think a silly thing like taking an oath would keep him from lying do you? He took the oath of office and that hasn't stopped him from selling us out to Russia and his rich crony friends. Seriously, committing perjury wouldn't faze him a bit. He stole money from children with cancer!!! Perjury? Meh.

[SummerSnow]

3. He would never do it, then say he lawyer advised him not to. lol.Coward.

[unblock]

7. exactly, he never showed his taxes because his lawyers advised him not to. same thing.

promise, break promise, blame legal advice, rinse, repeat.

ignore the fact that taking the legal advice implies something bad....

[intheflow]

21. Committing perjury will get his lies into the official record.

Then he can say it's his word against everyone else's, and in fact, everyone else is lying. It's the oldest ploy of liars, to misdirect the blame elsewhere, and his supporters will buy it lock, stock, and barrel.

[Grammy23]

4. Please oh, please tRump, do testify.

I will pay money to see that. This I gotta see.

[brush]

5. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let that happen soon.

He will leave know doubt that the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked yesterday.

[Thomas Hurt]

6. His ego might make him that stupid and the Dems will shred his credibility

they have all kinds of ammo.

I foresee delays, or he will renege, or he will want to provide the questions he will be asked, lol.

His opening statement will entertaining. I am guessing he will appear with the electoral map for show and tell.

[AlexSFCA]

8. dream on

[lpbk2713]

9. He'll weasel out of it.

Talking and doing are distinctly different matters.
He has always been a bullshitter. This is his style.

[DemKittyNC]

10. Never will happen

Although his personal attorney seems stupid enough to let it happen.

[Initech]

11. Please please please!!!

[malaise]

13. You need a bigger couch

Move over

[UTUSN]

12. K&R

[WinkyDink]

14. Please proceed.

[orangecrush]

15. I love

Your handle!

[fantase56]

16. I see shades of Jack Nicholson.....

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

[bora13]

17. is he related

TESTicles?

[byronius]

18. The captain wants to take the stand...

[jovibennett]

19. He will testify when he releases the "tapes"

and hold a press conference about his wife's immigration issues ( remember that one? )
Release his tax returns
Give health care for all
Drain the swamp
Build that fucking wall
and on and on and on

I hope he does testify, but promising to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth--not so much. Placing his hand on the bible might cause him to burn in hell

[MontanaMama]

20. He won't testify.

He'll say he wants to or that he will but he is only doing that to get attention and it is working. Actually he can't testify under oath because just taking the oath would be lie in itself!

My prediction is that we see an epic tweet storm in the early hours of tomorrow. Staff will be thin since it is the weekend and FF45 will be alone, wandering the halls of the WH looking for the diet coke he left somewhere. He'll have nothing else to do but tweet. The possibilities are endless...

[Pluvious]

22. So if you lie when giving the oath...

... Does that not mean lying afterwards is not breaking the lied oath ?

The Groper is safe !!

[MontanaMama]

23. goddamit

you're probably right....

[spanone]

24. well, he's the poster boy for truth telling...yep, uh huh

you betcha

fookin' A

we should encourage him to act as his own attorney too, i'm sure he knows more than the lawyers....just ask him