"What's that in my pocket? Must be a rube afoot." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Learn how to swallow&quot Trump is thinking: "So what if the Warriors won't visit the White House after winning the NBA Championship? . . . It's no skin off my back. . . . They'll just miss out on hearing what I have to say about how they're champions like I am and then me telling them what it's like to be on the world stage after having so much success in business, me being very, very rich, as well as how cool I can be in person, almost like a regular guy, . . . not to mention they won't get to see all those electoral maps. . . . It's their loss. . . . I feel sorry for them. I really do."

[underpants]

1. Maybe I can get the Globetrotters to come. I mean it's the same thing really

Plus I'm a Globetrotter. Did you see my trip overseas? It was the best.

[underpants]

2. I have my own ball. If they don't like it I'll just take it home.

[Johonny]

3. Comey is a Liar and a leaker. When he leaks, he lies. It's terrible. The three L's, as I call them.

Luckily, I was one hundred percent completely vindicated of the charges against me. I did not do whatever it was that he said I did. That stuff about Russia and having Jeff Sessions in my office. I would never do that. The man smells...bad. Would never invite him in there. I meet Jeff, I call him Jeff. I meet Jeff always in the basement bathroom. It's just a rule. Now I would love an opportunity, at anytime, but next Friday, I'm going golfing with Peyton Manning, he won a Super Bowl, anyways I'd love to testify under oath, you have to do it under oath or else you might lie. Now I might lie under oath too, people do that. Look at Hillary. She lied under oath. She said something about Benghazi or emails and such and such. That's not important, what she lied about. You have to keep some of your words in this business or else people notice you're not doing what you said. It's like when Lebron James promised that he'd never leave New York and before you know it he's out there winning Championships in Golden State, a place that's not even a city, why is that, where is Golden State? You don't know either. That's why I'm not a hockey fan. They got teams in places that don't exist. The point was, I repeat, I feel I was totally vindicated by Comey's lies and leaking, probably.

[Donkees]

4. ''What do I want for lunch today?''

[skip fox]

5. D.T. is thinking:

"Nobody knows the importance of the decisions I have to make hourly. . . . Like 3-iron or 5-iron? . . . Or take a chance with a long shot or go for the easy two putt? . . . It's not easy being me."