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BlueStater

(7,596 posts)
Wed Jun 14, 2017, 12:39 AM Jun 2017

71 years ago today, Mary Trump became severely constipated.

After an agonizing ordeal, she was finally able to expel the vile stool from her body. Rather than flushing away the unusually repulsive hunk of fecal matter, she and her husband Fred decided, for whatever bizarre reason, to raise the disgusting lump of excrement as their child. They dubbed the rancid thing "Donald" and the rest, as you know, is history.



Unhappy birthday, you sickening pile of shit.

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71 years ago today, Mary Trump became severely constipated. (Original Post) BlueStater Jun 2017 OP
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