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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCNN: WH Official - Trump "Taking Matters Into His Own Hands"
He knows his in a political fight and HE'S going to take it on HIMSELF.
All I can say is:
THANK YOU 8 POUND 6 OUNCE LITTLE BABY JESUS!!!!
This is a disaster waiting to happen to him.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Orrex
(63,224 posts)adigal
(7,581 posts)His tweets today have already caused him future legal issues! Thank God he is such a dolt, cause we are seeing out govenment is not up to stopping a runaway executive with a complicit Congress.
I would guess they are plenty big enough for thatoh, you mean in regards to the article.
:O
stonecutter357
(12,697 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)And now I'm going to have to finish a whole box of wine to get that image out of my head.
And just for that, I bet he's got Peyronie's disease as well.
http://www.webmd.com/men/peyronies-disease#1
Canoe52
(2,949 posts)I had to go smoke a couple of bowls!
Big_K
(237 posts)Though I suspect it's small enough not to be much of an issue.
Nac Mac Feegle
(971 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)He probably hasn't seen it without a mirror in 20 years.
It might even be recessive.
C_U_L8R
(45,020 posts)volstork
(5,403 posts)LOL Lib
(1,462 posts)MineralMan
(146,331 posts)That's how he uses his hands. They're too small for much else. But they fit on a smartphone's display keyboard just right.
Motley13
(3,867 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)All smeared with KFC grease, beautiful chocolate cake frosting and globs of ice cream.
Jacquette
(152 posts)vanilla ice cream....
Don't ask.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Probably!
I'm eating lunch here!
louis-t
(23,297 posts)"Nah, that's just a little ice cream."
Progressive dog
(6,918 posts)Autumn
(45,120 posts)Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)can't fix anything.
His mouth will always overload his butt.
The man can't help himself. Which is both a good thing and a bad thing. (for the rest of us)
tblue37
(65,488 posts)Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)I know I shouldn't, but I still am.
tblue37
(65,488 posts)hummingbird ass." I believe it is a common Hausa saying.
Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)Thanks! I'll try the saying out.
The_REAL_Ecumenist
(729 posts)there aren't Hummingbirds in Africa, Asia or Europe. They are native to the Americas
tblue37
(65,488 posts)Maybe it is a modern saying devised after information about hummingbirds became well known there.
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,505 posts)LOL Lib
(1,462 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,505 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)underpants
(182,879 posts)I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
tblue37
(65,488 posts)klook
(12,166 posts)striking the ten pins of pestilence and ennui, and I forget what the other eight are. Maybe it's a spare and there are only two left.
I like to think of Jesus as a crow carrying a glint of sunlight in his beak.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,608 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,608 posts)DeminPennswoods
(15,290 posts)with delight I'm sure.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)and after they stop laughing they'll start planning the indictment.
Permanut
(5,637 posts)No one knows the system better than me, he said pausing to smile, which is why I alone can fix it.
underpants
(182,879 posts)Permanut
(5,637 posts)I'm betting he cancels DACA as soon as someone tells him what it is.
Chemisse
(30,817 posts)Permanut
(5,637 posts)maryellen99
(3,789 posts)irisblue
(33,023 posts)I thought Pastor Bill said 8 pounds, 2 ounces?
LOL
underpants
(182,879 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)your father may be going away for a little while!"
dembotoz
(16,832 posts)that is one of his big problems
people just don't say no to him
he gets his way
to rich to fail
thats why god created lawyers
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,040 posts)jpak
(41,759 posts)Alice11111
(5,730 posts)broadcaster90210
(333 posts)Nt
Ptah
(33,037 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)He forgot, Nobody understands lying delusional buffoon better than Donald Trump!
underpants
(182,879 posts)He had to go to notes on devaluation?
keithbvadu2
(36,906 posts)DONALD TRUMP: "I'M A REALLY SMART PERSON"
.
.
"I'm like a smart person"
.
aggiesal
(8,923 posts)tblue37
(65,488 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)He's like a smart person in the way an Etch-A-Sketch is like an HD TV.
He's like a smart person in the way a seahorse is like a racehorse.
He's like a smart person in the way a turkey is like an eagle. (Yeah, I like this one, because in this analogy, Trump is the turkey.)
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)and call it a matter of investigation.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)He's like the narcissistic criminals I see on ID who insist on representing themselves in court. They lose 100% of the time, but sometimes get new trials based on an incompetent counsel appeal, LOL. Don't think that would work for Chumpy though.
malaise
(269,157 posts)short-fingered vulgarian
Big_K
(237 posts)in Spy, those many years ago. Back when I was young, and had more hair on my head and less everywhere else.
malaise
(269,157 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,195 posts)(2) Fire the Justice Department.
(3) Fire Congress. All of them except maybe Mitch and Paul if they provide ample butt-smoochies.
(4) Find out who shot J.R.
(5) Find out who took the strawberries.
Tuesday...
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)to priority #1.
Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)How many times did he ask why we can't use nukes if we have them during the campaign?
underpants
(182,879 posts)OMAROSA!!
Tuesday... that got me
Alice11111
(5,730 posts)wondering who she was. Then, I read your post. I always thought she looked creepy, mean ugly.
MADem
(135,425 posts)The windows to the soul have no light in them....
orangecrush
(19,617 posts)Saturday Night Massacre.
Eliot Rosewater
(31,121 posts)If GOP doesnt do the patriotic thing, we could be in a civil unrest situation.
orangecrush
(19,617 posts)Patriotism and cool heads prevail.
bdamomma
(63,922 posts)all Putin has to do is pat donnie's head and say good boy, and donnie will obey like Putin's dog.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)angrychair
(8,733 posts)There went my keyboard...
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)And... eww. lol
angrychair
(8,733 posts)Keep being you Two-scoops, fuck those player hatin punks, am I right?
(Turns and walks away, a sly smile forms from ear to ear)
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)JHB
(37,162 posts)dchill
(38,532 posts)rurallib
(62,448 posts)he has a house in Florida, right?
So is this really:
"Florida Man comes to Trump's rescue in White House scandal"
huh, huh?
Motley13
(3,867 posts)enid602
(8,652 posts)I'm waiting for tRump to announce that he'll represent himself in court. Imagine the ratings!
Hekate
(90,793 posts)I feel better about the nukes since I read yesterday that Mattis and Tillerson are ignoring him and making policy on their own. On the one hand, that's an appalling way to run the government; on the other hand, I hope to God it means they're keeping the launch codes away from him.
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)BeyondGeography
(39,379 posts)Missn-Hitch
(1,383 posts)new media empire which is probably in the works. TrumpTV, RealNewsRadio, The Daily Covfefe Newspaper.
He is going to make bank after all of this - 36% still support this tragedy and it will not drop below 33%. I know these folks. Diehard nimrods!
Jail? Ha. He will be pardoned.
wryter2000
(46,082 posts)This is going to be better than Watergate
sarge43
(28,945 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)underpants
(182,879 posts)Loved Woody Allen movies back in the day.
Thank you and I like to order something to go
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)underpants
(182,879 posts)About 20 seconds in
"We enjoy your films, particularly the early funny ones"
Big_K
(237 posts)Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
blue-wave
(4,363 posts)Now I really must invest in that new recliner. This show is gonna be a good one! Might as well be comfortable.
As my mother used to say,"never try to understand it, because you never will." Unfortunately, sometimes I lapse from this wisdom and think I'm the one who's going crazy! Geez, Donnie, take your meds!
SethH
(170 posts)he's in a legal fight
underpants
(182,879 posts)Knife to a gun fight.
TygrBright
(20,763 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Beartracks
(12,821 posts)... over Hillary losing.
Because Repubs are willfully blind and ignorant.
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tblue37
(65,488 posts)Doug the Dem
(1,297 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)marlakay
(11,493 posts)Will save him. Why else would he post such obvious stuff to get him in trouble?
He can't be that dumb can he?
Javaman
(62,534 posts)sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)Mueller will almost certainly find something that will take him down -- money laundering, or corrupt taking from oligarchs sent by Putin, or discussing sanctions, or voter data, or even collusion.
If Mueller is left to do his work, DJT is done and he knows it. So he's backed into a corner.
His only hope is to completely disregard the rule of law. Fire Mueller or take over FBI or start a war or stage a coup. DJT has been corrupt his whole life. He's not going to let Mueller finish him without a fight.
Get ready.
meow2u3
(24,773 posts)I wouldn't put it past him.
keithbvadu2
(36,906 posts)Alternate truth ..... Fired - with extreme prejudice.
AgadorSparticus
(7,963 posts)You can do it, Donald!!! Yes you can!!!
spanone
(135,874 posts)0rganism
(23,970 posts)he's already a disaster that's happened to all Americans and the rest of the world, so all i can say to that is...
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,195 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)is totally useless if he can't get Le Grande Orange to keep his big trap shut. Of course I heard that Trump's Attorney is 'lawyering' up himself, so we can all pretty much guess how competent Trump's Attorney actually is, can't we?
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)MichaelSoE
(1,576 posts)Sancho
(9,070 posts)1.) grab a p**** in the White House
2.) enjoy finger-licking good KFC
3.) practice the putt putt a little in mar-a-lago
4.) shove a diplomat
5.) tweet, tweet, tweet
6.) push that record button when the FBI is in the room
7.) get Baron to show him control-alt-delete
8.) point at Hillary
9.) give the super secret handshake to Thersa May
10.) pull a Russian prostitute's hair