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Simeon Salus

(1,144 posts)
Mon Jun 26, 2017, 09:32 AM Jun 2017

Does he lie about his golf game too?

We've confirmed he's a serial liar and a cheat. We know he lies about when he plays golf and how often he does so.

But it makes you wonder...

Does he claim he won a match because three million illegal players helped his opponent?

Does he count 58 on his golf card, maybe his 59th through 68th strokes "don't count" because "his stokes had a high ceiling"?

Does he three putt and then mark down 2?

When he drives into the water or sand, does he (like Goldfinger's man Oddjob) drop a ball down his baggy pants leg, deny he ever sliced, and play the secretly dropped ball?

Did he buy all those golf courses so he could make his own club rules?

Does he threaten to sue people who outplay him on the day?

Is the reason he keeps the press away from his game is that he's just not a very good player?

The questions just ask themselves...

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Does he lie about his golf game too? (Original Post) Simeon Salus Jun 2017 OP
What's that old saying about a bear in the woods? LonePirate Jun 2017 #1
he's the kind of person who enjoys winning by cheating even more than winning legitimately. unblock Jun 2017 #2
republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief cheats at golf all the time Achilleaze Jun 2017 #3
Clearly A Cheater ProfessorGAC Jun 2017 #4
From pics I've seen Heartstrings Jun 2017 #5

unblock

(52,253 posts)
2. he's the kind of person who enjoys winning by cheating even more than winning legitimately.
Mon Jun 26, 2017, 09:59 AM
Jun 2017

as for golf, i think there were a few stories a while back about witnesses to his routine cheating.

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
3. republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief cheats at golf all the time
Mon Jun 26, 2017, 10:06 AM
Jun 2017

according to a Washington Post investigation. Comrade Casino is thoroughly corrupted by republican "family values" whether cheating at business, at politics, or at golf.

The republican family-values role model has a reputation as the worst "celebrity golf cheat" of all time.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/does-donald-trump-cheat-at-golf-a-washington-post-investigation/2015/09/02/f8a940b2-50c4-11e5-9812-92d5948a40f8_story.html

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ProfessorGAC

(65,076 posts)
4. Clearly A Cheater
Mon Jun 26, 2017, 10:10 AM
Jun 2017

I've seen enough video of him. People lose yardage when they age, and he has a pretty sloppy swing, loaded with inefficiencies. There is no way that swing can break 90. No way.

This is a guy who probably just counts everything inside of 5 feet as a "gimmie" even though the world's best only make that point 75% of the time.

There is ZERO doubt in my mind that his handicap is a fraud.

Heartstrings

(7,349 posts)
5. From pics I've seen
Mon Jun 26, 2017, 10:33 AM
Jun 2017

He has a crappy swing....probably hooks or slices with every one. Wonder if it's Jared's "job" to get his balls out of the woods or rough?

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