Where the hell was his weavist this morning?

[Stinky The Clown]

His hair looks really odd. Watching him on TV talking with the Indian Prime Minister.

[Satch59]

1. Looks plastered down...and

Why is he YELLING????

God I hate him...

[spanone]

2. he reads like a third grader.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. His hair always looks really odd. He's got a double combover

with some sort of loop-de-loop on top, and he dyes it yellow, which sometimes makes it look urine-colored or chartreuse on TV. When is his hair not odd, and how was it even odder than usual today?

[Laffy Kat]

5. Wonder how long it takes every morning to do his doo? nt

[smirkymonkey]

7. Someone recently described it as looking like "cotton candy spun out of piss".

I forgot who said it, but I thought it was a great description.

[leftstreet]

4. It's hard to picture his hair NOT looking odd

It's always seemed quite mysterious to me

[Tanuki]

6. There's something about Donald.. .

[MLAA]

8. Perfect! n/t