Fake Donald Trump Is Trying to Create the Illusion of a Monarchy
Our Fake President doesn't really like the idea of the President being a servant of the people. He doesn't like that idea one bit. He's in charge, he thinks, and believes that he should be the head guy, period! What he says should go, as it did in his privately-owned businesses. He was the BOSS! He could hire and fire and run things his way, even if his way was moronic and a failure.
He doesn't like this Congress business and the need to have Congress pass laws. What's the point of that? That's what Fake Donald thinks. If Congress doesn't agree with him, then his way should rule the day. What's the point of being President, after all, if you can't give orders and have them carried out smartly? That's what The Fake Donald believes.
And that's why he uses Twitter to issue his Fake Edicts. Nobody can tell him what to post on Twitter. He can say what he wants and people had better do what he says, or... Or what? Or he gets a mad and calls people names, threatens them, and generally pitches a fit about it. Fake Donald is the "Man Who Would Be King."
Except that we don't have Kings in this country. That causes our Fake POTUS a great deal of grief. He just can't get what he wants, and that is a troublesome reality he refuses to face. So, he tweets, and his tweets get nuttier and nuttier the more time that passes. Like his Fake Presidency, his Fake Monarchy is guaranteed to fail.
Resign, Fake Donald! Just Resign! It's not going to work out the way you planned. Give up now!
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...when Cheeto put his hand on a Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. Remember that?
Does he even know what the Constitution is?
Somebody should explain it to him.
Oh, wait...
Let me channel my French forebears and see what they have to say. 
