Russian hooker who had sex with Donald Trump mocks his tiny penis

[Motley13]

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/russian-hooker-who-had-sex-with-donald-trump-mocks-his-tiny-penis/

[burnbaby]

1. Can we not

Act like them

[MineralMan]

4. Why should we not?

Mockery of Donald Trump infuriates him. I think we should mock him often, and in any way we can find to do so.

If we can make his head explode, all the better.

[lame54]

6. It's fair game as long as it's true...

No way to be sure on this one

Pushing a false narrative only helps them

[boston bean]

15. ummm what truth comes out of the asshole of a mouth (I am talking about Trump)?

Mockery doesn't have to be truthful mockery.

[Girard442]

19. Some things are truer than truth.

Trump is irrefutably inadequate as a human being in so many tangible ways. Why not plant an image in people's minds that captures the whole situation in a concrete way.

(OK, maybe not concrete. Concrete gets hard.)

[lame54]

22. That i get...

Mock away

I was referring to this story specifically

Call him the pee pee president

Call him a small dick motherfucker

Keep the heat up - absolutely

But I'm gonna need verification to cite THIS story as proof

[JHan]

27. I think it works as a metaphor for his thin skin.

[Kaleva]

44. Repubs have pushed false narratives for years.

[lame54]

63. Any fake story we fall for only supports...

Trump's screaming of fake news

[Kaleva]

74. The only people who care about Trump's screaming are his diminishing supporters.

[Ilsa]

68. He might just tweet a pic of it!

Of course, it won't be his. But you know he wants to do that!

[brush]

45. Agreed.

[rzemanfl]

56. Certain forms of mockery, however, being off limits, I guess. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

58. We can mock his tiny dick but not his big ass?

Fat shaming is bad but dick shaming isn't? Now I'm confused.

[lame54]

69. I think you sre replying to the wrong thread...

I'm not protecting the small dick fat fuck

Just don't quote a story because it sounds good but turns out to be a plant

That justifies their fake news claims

There have been several instances of this happening

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

72. I'm sure the story is fake.

The point of my remark was to ask, assuming it did turn out to be true that he has a tiny dick (and I don't want to know), which aspects of Trump are fairly mockable and which aren't.

[pintobean]

77. The mob can be fickle.

[11 Bravo]

70. Agreed! Anything that puts the flabby, fabricating, fuckwit on tilt ...

is a good thing! At least in my book.

[jrthin]

11. Oh please. nt

[NCTraveler]

36. No need to be a protector of Trump...

While calling out members here. Move along if it's beneath you.

Satire is satire.

[hamsterjill]

38. Stop. Just stop.

If a post offends you, hide it, ignore it, etc., but stop taking up for Trump. He is doing very real things that are hurting many of us and our families in very personal ways. Don't expect those of us who feel that way to use kid gloves where he is concerned.

I'm going after the sonofabitch in any way I can.

[smirkymonkey]

73. +1000

I don't care whether these rumors are true or false. If they make him look bad and they make his head explode, I'm all for perpetuating them.

[MFM008]

51. Let's do

And say we didnt.
When they go low
We go high...
We LOSE.

[HopeAgain]

55. And when everybody goes low

There's nothing left to win...

[MFM008]

57. I get tired of losing

Fight back.

[dixiegrrrrl]

65. Welcome to DU. How it works here is as follows:

If a post violates any of the site rules, you can click on the alert button under the post and a jury will decide on it.

If a post does not break the rules but bothers you, you can use the "trash this thread" option and you will never see it again.
or
you can block the person who posted it.

If you want to object by a comment, ....well, you see how that works.

[lpbk2713]

2. "Who?"

"Oh. You mean the little fellow."

[CTyankee]

3. well, that was interesting, to say the least...

The size of a grape, really?

This sideshow of a presidency is just depressing and wrong...

[Hugin]

16. Aw, I had "raisin" in the pool.

Oh, wait! Maybe it is a "raisin in the pool"!

Shit! I'm losing it...

[GallopingGhost]

21. And...

there goes the bowl of cereal. Toast? Is toast safe??

[FakeNoose]

17. Well this was posted on DU last week

The comments on that thread are quite funny (and silly).



Here's the link: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029256958

It has nothing to do with Russian hookers, it's a discussion this photo of Cheeto in tennis shorts.
"Warning eye bleach on hand! You can't unsee this!"

[.99center]

37. Is that a camel toe?

[MFM008]

52. It's all 4 camel toes.

[hamsterjill]

39. I can't see anything!!!!!

I'll probably get alerted for this post, but it's a true statement. There is nothing there where, normally, there should be something there.

[11 Bravo]

71. REALLY tight shorts! (And no discernible bulge.)

Poor Donnie.

[enid602]

34. Certs

Hey Donald. Is that a half a pack of Certs in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[Coventina]

42. hahaha! I'd forgotten all about Certs!

Do they still even make them?

[GallopingGhost]

49. I haven't seen them in a store

for a long time, but I know I have seen them on Amazon. Think you have to buy a twelve or twenty-four count, though.

[brush]

47. Maybe he had just come out of the pool. Remember that "Seinfeld" episode?

That's gotta be it, right?

A grape, for God's sake?

Not even a baby carrot?

Come on!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[unc70]

5. Ms Kamensky would have been young at the time

She would have been 17 at most.

[Oneironaut]

14. This is satire. Look at the headlines on top.

Example - "Gang member dies while smuggling M-16 in his anus."

Also - "Japanese Crew Eaten Alive by Killer Whales. 16 Dead." lmao!

[unc70]

24. I wasn't paying enough attention

I would normally have picked up on that. Was probably distracted to the stage finish of the Tour de France. Very exciting last few km today.

[benld74]

7. 22yrs old now. 2011 would be 16!?!

[FM123]

18. I think age of consent in Russia is only 16

[bdtrppr6]

30. is there really an age of consent for hookers?

pretty sure that would be the allure in most instances.

[struggle4progress]

8. Snopes Field Guide to Fake News Sites

http://www.snopes.com/2016/01/14/fake-news-sites/

[Different Drummer]

35. And, apparently from the Snopes link...

World News Daily Report is great at spreading fake news.

[UTUSN]

9. So many questions: 1) So DRUMPF will be asking Poot to put her on the Hit list?!1

2) So the tie doesn't need to be that long?!

******* or, how does it work:

3) The tie *does* need to be that long?!1

4) When Melania auditions bodyguards, does she plagiarize the Madelyn KAHN scene from History of the World Part 1?!1

[GallopingGhost]

10. I would say that I am setting

aside the grapes this morning and opting for blueberries, but that's probably a bad choice as well.

Edited to add But...but...his HANDS!

[Oneironaut]

12. lmao - wtf?

I'm not sure if this is hilarious or disgusting?

[cwydro]

13. How odd to feel I've awoken into a bad dream

so similar to middle school.

[left-of-center2012]

20. World News Daily ?

From SNOPES

There was no truth to this story, which originated with the World News Daily Report fake news site.

The photographs of the “Russian prostitute” that accompanied the WNDR article were actually a pictures of Svetlana Travis, a woman accused in 2016 of falsely claiming that former New York State Gov. Eliot Spitzer had assaulted her. WNDR typically mines the web for unrelated photographs to attach to their fake news articles.

http://www.snopes.com/trump-russian-poorly-endowed/

[UTUSN]

25. Well, if it irritates DRUMPF, more power to it

[NurseJackie]

28. Of course not! But it's funny... and why waste ANY opportunity to ridicule Trump?

What makes it even funnier is that it's TOTALLY BELIEVABLE!!!

[Flaleftist]

23. Okay everyone. Time to tweet this to @realdonaldtrump.

[Motley13]

26. everything that comes out of LOSER 45s mouth is a lie

so even if it is an untruth, I hope he sees it. This is the kind of stuff that makes him crazy.
His BFF Putin has golden shower tapes, maybe we'll find out soon if it is true.

[Gothmog]

29. LOL

[NurseJackie]

31. ACTUAL PHOTO OF A GRAPE (NSFW?)

[EL34x4]

32. Same girl, Svetlana Travis, in a story about Eliot Spitzer from February, 2016

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451209/Eliot-Spitzer-s-ex-girlfriend-shocked-urged-tested-STDs-revelations-Luv-Gov-Russian-hooker-years-relationship.html

[JI7]

76. they are from the same area so i can actually believe this. the one that Spitzer

got caught with and had to resign also had charlie sheen as a customer.

[Not Ruth]

33. Penis da, fat nyet?

[George II]

40. Not the most reliable source, but it's funny anyway. Not sure of the validity - she claims....

...she was with him in 2011, six years ago, and she's 22. I don't think even in Moscow that would be legal.

[shadowmayor]

41. Who cares if it's true?

Just make Covfefe own this story by denying it. How many birther, pizza gate, Benghazi etc. stories did we have to put up with over the last 8 years?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

43. TIny mouth, tiny hands.......

Tiny whatever?

[ProudLib72]

46. We need Sarah Fuckabee to verify this one!

Please, oh please, please, please, please someone ask her!

[brush]

48. Sarah Fuckable? Oh, sorry. You wrote Sarah Fuckabee. She's certainly not the former.

[ProudLib72]

50. Spicey commenting on it would just be weird

And I can picture Sarah disappearing into a bathroom where Donnie awaits to show her his "grape" so that she can confirm to the press.

[brush]

54. Oh, God! Please don't put that image in my mind.

[babylonsister]

53. worldnutdaily? We can do better; we must do better. nt

[rusty quoin]

59. Their front page is a riot

[nini]

60. Well.. this pic backs that up

[liberal N proud]

64. That cannot be unseen

[WinkyDink]

61. Are we supposed to regard this source seriously?

[Flaleftist]

66. I assumed it was a joke article just from the title.

I don't think many people take it seriously.

[WinkyDink]

78. I thought we had the Lounge for jokes.

[liberalmuse]

62. Is she 22 now??

If so, she would have only been 15 at the time.

[0rganism]

67. which is among the least of our concerns at this point

its primary relevance, if true, is any resultant inferiority complex which drive his current sociopath behavior
an inferiority complex which coincidentally results from the very sorts of ridicule expressed in the OP article and this thread

whether he engaged in said encounters to the end of subverting democracy is far more of an issue than the particulars of what went on during them

[JI7]

75. Putin has Video of It