CAPTION TIME! It's Melania 'n' Vlad. Shirley, there MUST be a caption here SOMEWHERE.

[Miles Archer]

[Tanuki]

1. You can rest assured that Putin has quite a dossier on Melania.

He knows more about her past than Donald does.

[madokie]

9. I'm sure he knows more about her

Than she knows about herself.

Laugh if you must as that suggestion

But when I went through SERE school in the Navy in becoming a part of the operation there they knew more about me than I knew about me. It was all brought up in interrogation. Shit I thought no one but me knew and that I'd pretty much put it out to pasture years before. Our/Their intelligence agency's have a way of knowing

You can bet pootie putt knows

[furtheradu]

2. "Nice work"

Sez one.
"You, too, dawlink"
Sez the other one.

[lunatica]

3. Melania, "You're taller in your pictures!"

Vlad, "Wait till you see me without my shirt!"

[nolabear]

4. "You may have his name, but I possess his soul."

[bluestarone]

15. WOW

i truely like this AWESOME!!!!!

[SummerSnow]

40. You win! 100,000,000 k&r

[nolabear]

43. LOL, thanks.

[Vinca]

5. Melania: "Hmmmm, more money and bigger hands."

[onethatcares]

6. hmmmmmmm.

wonder what the pre-nup is like?

[left-of-center2012]

7. Putin: "How do you like my Star Trek badge?"

Melania: "Huh?"

[The Genealogist]

18. Ha!

[elehhhhna]

8. Want to see me shake my fringy stripper dress?

[WinkyDink]

13. Okay, the line, she must be DRAWN! Ca. 1961, my beautiful mother had a white sheath dress with rows

of fringe that she could shake like her sister Kate!

Fringe has ALWAYS been "IN"!

https://startupfashion.com/fashion-archives-the-history-of-fringe/

[WinkyDink]

10. "Another time, another place...."

[spanone]

11. looks like a bad beach movie from the sixties....

...at first sight. after all, he's a much bigger fish than loser 45

[LuckyLib]

12. Thought balloons: P: "Well aren't you a tall drink of water!"

M: "you certainly are a little pipsqueak!"

[GallopingGhost]

14. "We've both had Donald!" n/t

[skip fox]

16. Melania just finished saying:

"Vladimir, I just noticed how big your hands are."

[ProudLib72]

17. Pootie just told Melania a one word joke

"Donald".

1.5 hours of laughter later...

[strongermessage]

19. Long time, no see.

[JI7]

20. Seriously ,i have never seen her look so happy before

And i have this fantasy of her dumping trump for putin.

[Corvo Bianco]

34. Brilliant.

[PatrickforO]

36. She liked the French guy, too.

Remember? He got those eyes and that smile too.

[betsuni]

38. They looked awfully cozy seated next to each other at dinner.

Finally, someone she can have a conversation with.

[Atticus]

21. "So, I guess we're the only ones here who enjoy

posing bare-chested!"

[underpants]

23. WINNER!

[Miles Archer]

31. Yeah, we can stack the chairs and turn out the lights on that one.

[nolabear]

44. BWAH!

[Donkees]

22. увидимся вечером

[underpants]

24. You know I could buy him 100 times over

Oh I'm sure you could buy a lot of things

[MineralMan]

25. My dear. Have you ever seen a grown Russian naked?

[Zoonart]

26. Don't call me Shirley.

[pirateshipdude]

27. Shirley? Or surely? Interesting picture. Eom

[Miles Archer]

29. That was my idea of a bonus joke

I'm all about economy in my thread titles. It's like a tweet, where you only get 140 characters. I try not to waste them.

[pirateshipdude]

32. Ha ha,

[OhNo-Really]

28. Nailed It!

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. There's more going on there than meets the eye.

To me, it's a very chilling photo that screams guilt and collusion to me.

[pirateshipdude]

33. Chilling photo. I get that. It is an awfully big smile for this woman. Eom

[greatauntoftriplets]

45. Yes. Usually she looks pouty and bored to death.

That's the look you give a benefactor who has done you a big favor.

[Catmusicfan]

35. You are doing a good job, Agent M

My hazard pay better triple.

It will plus you will get the best settlement of all his wives.

[CrispyQ]

37. Vlad: And everyone thinks the tapes I have on him are pee-pee tapes. If only they knew.

Melania: Vlad, you promised.

[betsuni]

39. "Tonight?"

[Sneederbunk]

41. Vlad: Quite a catch you've got there Melania.

[AJT]

42. Mmmm.......I likey......

[oberliner]

46. "I'm gonna fix it so they sit her next to me at dinner"

And he did.