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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf You Had A Restaurant And Wanted To Honor Don Jr. What Would Your New Menu Item The Nothingburger.
be composed of? What would it look like?
I got to think that there are restaurants all over the country that will begin featuring such an item.
I'm sure it will be a tease piece on the nightly news soon.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,894 posts)A small pickle on the side. Nothing else.
pirateshipdude
(967 posts)Docreed2003
(16,880 posts)madaboutharry
(40,232 posts)100% pure bologna
sagetea
(1,375 posts)on rye. With salty chips. I really do eat this...yikes!
sage
boston bean
(36,224 posts)pandr32
(11,631 posts)emulatorloo
(44,205 posts)malaise
(269,212 posts)fake lettuce and tomato and fake ketchup.
a kennedy
(29,722 posts)That will work
GopherGal
(2,010 posts)I think the family's all about the lettuce.
But maybe not as much lettuce as they want you to think...
Maeve
(42,297 posts)marylandblue
(12,344 posts)And a glass of warm amber ale.
BigMin28
(1,183 posts)irisblue
(33,036 posts)Caviar on Russian Rye bread.
missingthebigdog
(1,233 posts)Braised in vodka, served on a hard roll and topped with Russian dressing.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)roamer65
(36,747 posts)BootinUp
(47,200 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)red slime beef. Lies along side a big pile of vladdy slaw. Deceptively good!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)A repuke will get an empty plate.
A Dem will get a triple bacon cheeseburger with mushrooms and caramelized onions.
kairos12
(12,881 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)With a side of garbage-disposal gunk. Beverage is a tall glass of crude oil.
longship
(40,416 posts)Garnish as appropriate. I suggest a dead cockroach.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Donkees
(31,478 posts)SoCalDem
(103,856 posts)onecent
(6,096 posts)Generic Brad
(14,276 posts)Nothing else. No other fillings.
AJT
(5,240 posts)crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)Baloney and Russian dressing served on white bread with a tiny pickle.
So Jr's sandwich would be slider sized.
NotASurfer
(2,156 posts)Historic NY
(37,454 posts)a hamburger smothered in onions and peppers, served in a boat with a shot.
UTUSN
(70,762 posts)Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)So...
Orsino
(37,428 posts)Foamfollower
(1,097 posts)Yes, consume in its entirety this 90 oz. "Nothingburger" topped with 16 oz. of cheese, 32 oz. of bacon, sauteed onions, lettuce, and tomato and get your meal for free!
Yessereebob, this Nothingburger is filled with seven pounds of meat and a pound of cheese.
You never thought so much was inside a Nothingburger!
Johnny2X2X
(19,186 posts)A Spam Slider, something that someone with incredibly small hands could hold. Well done spam on a stale white bread bun with ketchup and a side of Russian Dressing.