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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDementia Mania, the new White House board game. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Yahweh's my man!" Trump is saying: "Pat, a lot of these fake news outfits are reporting that the White House is in chaos, that we're paralyzed by corruption and ineptitude and can't get anything done, that no one knows what to do and we're always acting at cross purposes. . . . The truth is the left-wing media can't recognize my brilliant management style. . . . That's why I call them fake news.""
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Dementia Mania, the new White House board game. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jul 2017
OP
Why is there an old man in this restroom, doesn't he see I'm trying to (grunt)?
NightWatcher
Jul 2017
#4
"7th grade was best for me that was when I grabbed my first pussie,when was yours Pat?"
grantcart
Jul 2017
#8
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)1. Two old men who can't sit up straight
DK504
(3,847 posts)3. 2 old men that can't remember their names.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)2. D.T. continues:
"Sure I believe in the Holy Trinity, Pat. . . . It's more like a merger than a hostile take-over, right?
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)4. Why is there an old man in this restroom, doesn't he see I'm trying to (grunt)?
skip fox
(19,359 posts)5. Sweet!
I'm speaking of the joke in general, of course, and not its contents. . . . I wouldn't presume.
titaniumsalute
(4,742 posts)6. The 700 "year old" club
Man Pat Robertson looks like shit.
titaniumsalute
(4,742 posts)7. All 75 700 Club viewers saw this last night
grantcart
(53,061 posts)8. "7th grade was best for me that was when I grabbed my first pussie,when was yours Pat?"
After a moment Pat says "we were allergic to cats, got a puppie in 3rd grade"
skip fox
(19,359 posts)9. Aother lovely one.
Homer Wells
(1,576 posts)10. Damn!!!
God help me if Robertson is the spitting image of SMEAGOL from LOTR