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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPINO Trump doesn't like stairs.
Lately, he seems to be a bit unsteady on his feet. He staggered just a little at the top of the stairs from AF1 in Paris, and shuffled around when walking with Macron today. Then, remember that he had to take a golf cart back in Sicily, instead of walking with the other world leaders in attendance there.
I worry that he'll take a tumble down the stairs one of these days while deplaning. Maybe they need one of those motorized stair climbing elevators, so he can sit down and not risk a fall. It shouldn't cost more than a few million dollars to install one of those, I'd think. I wouldn't want he should stumble and fall, you know. An elevator on AF1. That's what Trump needs.
SJMULE
(193 posts)Are you really "worried" if he were to take a fall?
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)I mean, that's a real nice Presidency Trump has there, so I wouldn't want anything to happen to it, see? And my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek as I say that, too, dammit!
cwydro
(51,308 posts)The Orange Pillock is bizarre and obscene, but Pence is able to seem sane...especially following this shit show.
Lucky Luciano
(11,257 posts)Took me some time to realize you meant "president!"
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)One of these days, Trump will unzip his face and body and reveal the reptilian space alien underneath. Then, the reality of what he is will be plainly evident.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)MineralMan
(146,317 posts)over and over again, to prolong our viewing. Each roll will be analyzed by a "stair safety expert" discovered through a Google search. Prominent doctors will describe the injuries caused as they happen. Finally, prominent Republican congressional leaders will blame Hillary Clinton and/or President Obama for the entire incident.
We don't want to watch that, now, do we?
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)I wont mention where or his name, but a great man.
So goes this life, great men die too young, as he was, and the worst humans who ever lived, trump family/pence/ryan/mcconnell/putin live on and on and on.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)to grab us by the ankle and pull us down. We must be ever watchful.
Tanuki
(14,918 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)She's afraid of him falling and taking her down with him. I got this info from reputable sources, the best sources.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)You apparently have tremendous sources. Wonderful sources.
louis-t
(23,295 posts)she would keep walking.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)He would tweet within five minutes that it was Obama's fault.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)I don't think she has looked at him in months. She's hanging on for some reason, perhaps financial.
jmowreader
(50,560 posts)Donald Trump is the kind of evil bastard who would tell his wife, "if you leave me I will make sure you never see your son again as long as you live." And I have very little, if any, doubt he has done exactly that.
Yossarian22
(12 posts)Oh please can he stumble like HRC? We need this.
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/09/11/hillary-clinton-health-pneumonia-gupta-nr-vo.cnn
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,586 posts)and give Trump a new identifier: "Fat Boy"
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)lpbk2713
(42,759 posts)Here. have another bucket of KFC. And don't forget ...
there's more where that came from.
Demtexan
(1,588 posts)Looks like it could hurt.
Lots of stairs.
Maybe he needs a stair lift chair.
He could just sit and wave at the make believe crowd.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)PINO Trump, I'm careful about falling, myself, especially when I'm shoveling snow off my sidewalk in January. I even bought some cleats for my boots to help prevent that.
I don't like steep stairways a lot either, despite my office being in the basement of my house. I watch my step very carefully, indeed. And I'm probably somewhat more spry than is our Fake POTUS.
Coventina
(27,121 posts)I don't see how much more it could hurt.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)some excellent advice. I want him around to face his certain humiliation.
Coventina
(27,121 posts)Demtexan
(1,588 posts)secondwind
(16,903 posts)that he is afraid of stairs
chowder66
(9,073 posts)crazylikafox
(2,758 posts)No one ever let him forget it.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)But at least he was a known klutz lol.
Not a certifiable loon.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Stairs are dangerous, and the handrails are there for good reason.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)But I'm more careful now.
Never fell down the stairs, but managed to fall inmy dining room - breaking my shoulder in five places. Im very careful on stairs now lol, though I still ride my bike and climb a lot.
Somehow stairs scare me more than those activities. Go figure.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)Any airport big enough for a 747 has one. Slap some red, white, and blue bunting on it and he's good to go. Also, since he wouldn't have to pay attention to where he puts his feet, he could concentrate on waving to the millions of assembled peons all the way down. Maybe even strike some manly-man poses, too.
Or even easier, just deploy the emergency slide and give him a little push.
onethatcares
(16,172 posts)you didn't mean face first. Just wanted to clarify for Agent Mike
Vinca
(50,278 posts)If he ever slid down the steps of a Trump jet, somebody must have the video. LOL.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)the evil Trump will end up in an alternate universe and the good Trump from that universe will end up here.
onethatcares
(16,172 posts)along with every other member of our government. if they don't have a script for what shows up, bye-bye. if they do, the drugs should be listed.
no workers comp for these shysters
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)He doesn't want anyone to know that.
If you happen to have bum knees, you know what it feels like. Walking upstairs is bad, but walking down is fucking excruciating.