LOSER 45 wants openings in the border wall, his reason is hilarious

[Motley13]

https://theweek.com/speedreads/711872/trump-wants-border-wall-have-holes-americans-dont-crushed-by-falling-bags-drugs

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. He has the intellect of a 9 yr old.

Knows nothing, at all, about business or real estate, let alone this stuff.

[PCIntern]

2. He just makes shit up around the clock

It's extreme pathology.

[House of Roberts]

3. That makes it a fence.

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[Johonny]

4. Now I've seen Star Trek IV and that transparent aluminum stuff is what we need

[El Mimbreno]

5. Someone has GOT to be shitting me!!

Is anyone that F'ing STUPID!

[Deb]

6. Trumpty's escape route?

wtf? People actually voted for this. thanks for posting

[lapucelle]

7. So that's what he meant when he congratulated Junior for being transparent

"One of the things with the wall is, you need transparency," Trump said. "You have to be able to see through it."

The president must be relieved to know that the whole world can see through Junior and his dissembling.'

[Control-Z]

8. This has got to be satire.

Come on. We can't fall for this one. Can we?

[Motley13]

9. I wondered that myself, but considering it is LOSER 45, I don't doubt it

[Motley13]

10. I submitted it to snopes, they didn't have anything on it yet

[Bengus81]

11. Well....Mexico is paying for it so it's their call right Trump?!?!?!

[sinkingfeeling]

12. So, he admits his beautiful wall will do nothing to stop drugs crossing the border.

He's bat-shit crazy.

[raven mad]

13. Oh. My. Gawd.

Truly, how much more embarrassing can this get?

[politicat]

14. This is so easy.

1) send him powerpoints of the proposal. The more whizz-bang, the better. Lots of the dorkiest transitions, sound, video. Hell, send him four or five proposals and let him pick one.

2) send him progress video of things being built. Dude doesn't actually know what a construction site looks like, so send a half-way decent second unit to take video of any concrete pour in a desert. Use lots of badly lit night shots, because (this is true) you can't pour concrete during the day in desert summers.

3) (this is critical) get Mattis and McMaster to tell him that the military has invented transparent aluminum and forcefields. Bring in some great bullshitters from Raytheon or the Skunkworks to sell it. (Get the guy who sold the F-35. He's got bullshitting chops.) Tell him they're building the wall with a combination of transparent aluminum and forcefields. Maybe get Robert Downey Jr to play Tony Stark for the day and help run the con.

4) take him to the test site on a really hot, bright day. Don't pack in enough Diet Coke. Break the AC on the cars. Give him a fancy badge and tell him that badge lets him pass through the forcefield. Hire a mime to play the non-badged person. Let Two Scoops walk back and forth across the arbitrary line while the mime gets stopped on the other side.

5) yay! Wall built.

[demmiblue]

20. Lol!

[WinkyDink]

15. You guys! You MUST follow the link, and THEN the inside link to

"White House transcript."

The Reply Tweets are frickin' hilarious!

[Initech]

16. He must be smoking some good covfefe. I want some.

[smirkymonkey]

17. GOP Candidates Fiercely Divided Over How Much Voltage Border Wall Should Be Electrified With

http://www.theonion.com/article/gop-candidates-fiercely-divided-over-how-much-volt-51377

Ok, the article is a little old, but still relevant. I am just waiting for Trump to add this to his pile of fucking STUPID ideas.

"WASHINGTON—With various proposals emerging as key components of each of the 2016 presidential hopefuls’ immigration policies, sources confirmed Thursday that the Republican field remains sharply divided regarding how much voltage should be used to electrify a border wall with Mexico. “This continues to be one of the most contentious issues within the GOP ranks, with more moderate voices like Jeb Bush advocating for the fence to deliver a mild shock of 75 volts, while others, such as Ted Cruz and Donald Trump, contend that no less than 20,000 volts coursing through the entire length of the 1,900-mile fence is needed to protect American interests,” said political analyst Bryant Suthers, adding that even candidates who typically share common ground, such as Mike Huckabee and Bobby Jindal, differ dramatically on how far backward they believe the fence’s electrical charge should blow would-be illegal immigrants when the wires are contacted. “And this is to say nothing of Ben Carson’s flip-flopping on whether to use a standard alternating current or a potentially more dangerous direct current, or the constant squabbling over how loudly the electrified wall should crackle and buzz to serve as a deterrent to any potential migrants and their children. It will be interesting to see which candidate’s views emerge victorious, as this is an issue that the party’s base is eager to see come to fruition.” Suthers noted, however, that none of the candidates had yet put forward any details about how they would fund the construction of the electrified wall or the specially trained border patrol units needed to scrape the charred remains of Mexicans off its surface."

[Motley13]

18. link to another article & comments

it's not The Onion folks

http://crooksandliars.com/2017/07/trump-wants-see-through-border-wall-so

[MineralMan]

19. Someone should hand him a 60-lb. bag of concrete mix,

and tell him, "OK, PINO, let's see you toss that over a wall. We're waiting."

[yardwork]

21. How tall is this wall?

[WinkyDink]

22. Hilarious Tweet responses:

katherinemiller/status/885579364322217985

[NastyRiffraff]

23. Washington Post has it:

(begin quote)President Trump told reporters on Air Force One on Wednesday that his proposed border wall would have to be “transparent” to prevent Americans from being struck and killed by 60-pound sacks of drugs tossed over from the Mexican side.

“One of the things with the wall is you need transparency. You have to be able to see through it,” Trump said. He continued:

In other words, if you can't see through that wall -- so it could be a steel wall with openings, but you have to have openings because you have to see what's on the other side of the wall.

And I'll give you an example. As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don't see them -- they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff? It's over. As crazy as that sounds, you need transparency through that wall.(endquote)

The title of the Post blog article: Trump admits his border wall could be defeated by medieval siege technology

[Flaleftist]

24. This is a stupid thing to be concerned about.

What is he doing about the child sex slaves on Mars. Isn't that more important?