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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSolly Mack
(90,787 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)is the best
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,854 posts)When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself; he doesn't belong there; he doesn't know what to do while he's up there; and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down.
Wounded Bear
(58,709 posts)calimary
(81,470 posts)Last edited Wed Jul 19, 2017, 11:52 AM - Edit history (1)
Only a schmuck would do that to a lesser life form - like a little turtle. YEAH I would want to help the poor stupid bastard get down. Some sadistic shithead put him up there for "fun."
Now, if it were McConnell, I'd drive right on by.
dalton99a
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(81,470 posts)Some helpless little four-legged critter, no.
McConnell, as we know painfully well, is NOT helpless.
Ilsa
(61,698 posts)He's tried his best to fuck over the poor and disabled.
I'll help the turtle down. McConnell can go fuck himself with a cactus.
BHDem53
(1,061 posts)Such a hateful little reptile. Sad.
calimary
(81,470 posts)I almost feel bad referring to him as a turtle. What did all the poor little turtles do to deserve that?
gademocrat7
(10,669 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,093 posts)burrowowl
(17,648 posts)raven mad
(4,940 posts)Ilsa
(61,698 posts)Gothmog
(145,560 posts)guss
(239 posts)Instead of Drinking the Cool-Aid.
They are Eating the Soup.